Prologue - Frank Zappa

Prologue - Frank Zappa
Once upon a time musta been 'round october
Few years back in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia
An evil prince occasion'ly employed as a p
Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys
De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium
An' right 'long wid it
De atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to de white main's 'boidennn'
Yo' acquire my drift
Well he were sure he had a good thing goin'
But dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f**k up
So he planned to have a little test jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it
E wattuh supply
Sho'tly denafter
Wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim
'Long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some
E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss)
So heah dey come wit de potium dump'nit all in de mash potatoes
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy
Watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen
Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened
So dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november
Next thing y'know fagnits be droppin' off like flies '
Long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls
Pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment
But not de boys in de rest home
Oh no mixin' de sh*t wit de mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little
So's it wouldn't kill yo' a**
But it sho' would make y'ugly 'n ef y'was already ugly
D make yo a** mean 'n ugly '
N ef you was already mean 'n ugly
It'd turn ya into a strange unknown kreetchuh
Never befo' seen on broadway lthass right
It'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun' hea E a potato
Lips like a duck big ol' hands
Puffin' up big ones science
Me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body yow oh yeah