Artificial Rhonda - Frank Zappa

Artificial Rhonda - Frank Zappa
Don't look OB'DEWLLA It's too horrible I b'lieve de muthaf**ker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance
Hey good-lookin'
See I told ya
May I have this dance
Muthaf**ker barf me right on outa here AN' gag me wit a spoon
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this Do you come here often
YOW
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is
A-R-T-I-F-I-C I cry
A-L don't be shy
ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
With the plastic pie
Her eyes is all shut in a e*****y face
I can cram it down her throat people any old place
Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack
'N I can poot it I can s***t it till it makes her gack
And her name is
A-R-T-I
F-I-C I cry
A-L don't be shy
ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
With the plastic pie
De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid
Rinse her out evvy night jes befo' he go t'bed
He gonna grow up 'n marry dat trash
Wit a ugly rubber head an' a 'flateable gash
She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need
He's a little bit dumb peoples yes indeed
De boy wanna 'RHONDA' jeffo hisseff
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'