Hardware Store - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Hardware Store - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Nothing ever ever happens in this town
这座小镇永远平淡无奇
Feelin' low down down not a lot to do around here
情绪低落 周遭乏善可陈
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
我原以为自己会疯掉
Until a friend told me the news
直到朋友带来好消息
He said hey you know that vacant lot
他说嘿 你知道那块空地吗
Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it
就在加油站旁边 有人买下了它
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
他们要在那里建个商店
Where we can go buy bolts and screws
让我们能买螺栓和螺丝钉
Since then I've been walking on air air
从那时起我就飘飘欲仙
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
连刷牙梳头都心不在焉
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
满心欢喜根本无暇顾及
I've been waiting since last June
从去年六月就开始期盼
For this day to finally arrive
等待这天终于来临
I'm so happy happy now just to be alive
活着本身就是莫大欢欣
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
因为随时都能踏入店门
Well I hope they open soon
但愿他们快点开门营业
I can't wait no I can't wait
我等不及了 真的等不及了
When are they gonna open up that door
他们什么时候才会开门营业
I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
我要去 是的我要去 我就要去
Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
要去五金店 我真的要去
Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
要去五金店 哦没错我就要去
Hardware store
五金商店
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
我带着睡袋在店门口露营过夜
Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out
天刚蒙蒙亮就守候在那里
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
我把鼻子紧贴在橱窗上
You know I had to be first in line
你知道我必须抢到第一名
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
要买手电筒和扫帚
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
每间屋子都要配把钳子才够
See those hacksaws very very soon
很快就能见到那些钢锯
One of them will be all mine
其中一把将属于我
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
名牌员工在过道穿梭
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
花园水管排成长龙望不到头
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
各式崭新套筒扳手琳琅满目
All arranged alphabetically
全都按字母顺序整齐排列
And they're doing a promotional stunt
店家正在搞促销活动
There's a great big purple sign out front
门前竖着醒目的紫色招牌
That says every 27th customer
上面写着每第27位顾客
Will get a ball peen hammer free
将免费获赠圆头锤一把
I can't wait no I can't wait
我等不及了 真的等不及了
When are they gonna open up that door
他们什么时候才会开门营业
I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
我要去 是的我要去 我就要去
Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
要去五金店 我真的要去
Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
要去五金店 哦没错我就要去
Hardware store
五金商店
I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
我要去 是的我要去 我就要去
Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
要去五金店 我真的要去
Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
要去五金店 哦没错我就要去
Hardware store
五金商店
Would you look at all that stuff
快来看看这些宝贝
They've got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters
六角扳手 仓鼠喂食器 马桶圈 电暖器
Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters
垃圾压缩机 榨汁机 浴帘杆 水表计
Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires
对讲机 铜线 护目镜 子午线轮胎
Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers
BB弹 橡胶锤 风扇 除湿机
Picture hanger's paper cutters waffle irons window shutters
相框挂钩 裁纸刀 华夫饼机 百叶窗
Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters
脱漆剂 通风窗 遮蔽胶带 塑料排水槽
Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables
厨房龙头 折叠桌 防风条 搭电线
Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger's spoons and ladles
鱼钩钓具 填缝泥灰 喷雾器与汤勺长柄
Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication
杀虫药剂 高效润滑 驱虫防害样样齐
Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation
金属屋顶 防水材料 多功能保温层
Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors
空气压缩机 黄铜接头 破拆凿与烟雾报警器
Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors
胎压计 仓鼠笼 恒温器 防虫罩
Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers
拖车挂钩 消磁器 自动环切工具
Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell's and energizers
网球拍 角铁架 金霸王电池充电器
Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers
檐口板 断路器 吸尘器 咖啡机
Calculator's generators matching salt and pepper shakers
计算器发电机配盐胡椒瓶
I can't wait no I can't wait
我等不及了 真的等不及了
When are they gonna open up that door
他们什么时候才会开门营业
I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
我要去 是的我要去 我就要去
Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
要去五金店 我真的要去
Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
要去五金店 哦没错我就要去
Hardware store
五金商店
I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
我要去 是的我要去 我就要去
Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
要去五金店 我真的要去
Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
要去五金店 哦没错我就要去
Hardware store
五金商店
I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the
我要去 是的我要去 我就要去
Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the
要去五金店 我真的要去
Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the
要去五金店 哦没错我就要去
Hardware store
五金商店