Dumb Dick (Richard) - Kool Moe Dee

Dumb Dick (Richard) - Kool Moe Dee

(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
愚蠢至极 愚蠢至极
(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
愚蠢至极 愚蠢至极
(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
愚蠢至极 愚蠢至极
(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)
愚蠢至极 愚蠢至极
Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say
听着 兄弟 我有话要说
About a homeboy from back in the day
关于一直陪伴我的兄弟
His name was Richard some called him Rick
他的名字叫做理查德 有人叫他里克
But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick
但是如果你像我一样了解他 你会叫他迪克
When we were growin up we stuck with each other
在我们成长的过程中 我们形影不离
Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother
我们寸步不离 他就像我的亲兄弟
We had a lotta fun when we were kids
当我们还是孩子 我们有过很多乐趣
We always overlooked the dumb things he did
我们总是忽视他做过的那些蠢事
But the fun was over when we got to high school
但是当我们步入高中 一切乐趣全部结束
Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool
因为那时我们要吸引女孩目光 所以必须保持冷酷
We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed
我们身边女孩围绕 我们的朋友都敬佩不已
One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed
有一件事情脱离常规 里克深陷爱情之中
We wouldn't go to class always think about ass
我们不去上课 总是想着缠绵欢愉
Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last
如果他得不到女孩的真心 他是否会坚持到底
Girls was all he was thinkin about
他一直想着那些女孩
If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out
如果学校里全是男孩 他会马上退学
When he did drop out he felt no shame
当他退学以后 他毫无羞耻之心
And if you ask me he had the right name
如果你问我 他有真实姓名
Cause he hated to go but he loved to come
因为他讨厌离开 但是他喜欢突然出现
That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb
这就是我叫他迪克的原因 因为迪克愚蠢至极
Dick
迪克
(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)
愚蠢至极 愚蠢至极
(Dumb Dick)
愚蠢的迪克
(D-d-d-du-dumb)
愚蠢至极
He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive
他不会再回到学校 但是他必须在社会生存
So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
所以他外出工作 过着朝九晚五的生活
Although he was lazy he had to work
尽管他好吃懒做 但他必须工作
Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk
因为他有很多女朋友 他需要大量金钱 真是个大笨蛋
As fast as he made it his money was spent
他花钱的速度跟他挣钱一样快速
When it came to girls he didn't care where he went
当有女孩出现 他不在乎何去何从
He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch "
他对待女孩像猎犬一样忠诚 所以我们常常称之为猎取
And it was no tellin what he would catch
不知道他会收获什么东西
He was in the doctor's office almost every week
几乎每个星期 他都在医院里
He became so popular everybody'd speak
所有人都说 他变得如此受欢迎
When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)
当他走过来 他们都会跟他打招呼
And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick)
当他经过 他们都会跟他打招呼
Really hard-headed cause he said he had juice
他头脑冷静 因为他说他很完美
But it was cause of his hard head that he was so loose
但是由于他顽固的思想 他一直放纵自己
He was in love with another girl every day
每天他都与不同的女孩坠入爱河
And when we asked him why he'd only say
当我们问他原因 他只会说
I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
我就是喜欢寻欢作乐的那类人
I need a lotta girls can't have just one
我需要许多女孩围绕我身边 不能只有一个女孩
I can understand that but this is kind of insane
我可以理解 但是这疯狂至极
Sometimes I wonder if his brain
有时我想知道
Was his
他是否迷失了自己
(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
愚蠢至极 愚蠢至极
(Dumb Dick)
愚蠢的迪克
Dumb Dick
愚蠢的迪克
Dumb Dick
愚蠢的迪克
He lost his girl when he lost his job
当他失去工作 女朋友会离他而去
So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob
所以他不会让自己成为无用之人
He hustled on the streets cause he had no choice
他在街上奔波忙碌 因为他别无选择
And every day you'd hear his voice
每天你都会听到他的声音
Sayin "Jumbos I got it good"
吆喝着 来吧 这种感觉飘飘欲仙
But he never made the money that a hustler could
但是他从来不像其他骗子一样 赚取大量金钱
Cause when he was standin out on the corner
因为当他站在街角
If a girl walked by he was right up on her
如果一个女孩经过他身旁 就吸引了他的目光
He was so hot his heat couldn't be measured
他很性感 他的魅力无法估量
To him his business was his pleasure
对于他来说 荣幸至极
A one-track mind and as a matter of fact
事实上 他总是固执己见
He changed his name to Daddy Mack
他改名为麦克
The people on the streets he was workin for
他在街上的雇主
Cut him off now he's just plain old poor
断了他的财路 如今他只是一个又老又穷的普通人
And all his girls left because they never cared
所有女孩都离开了他 因为她们从未真正在乎他
The were leeches for a dollar and they got their share
她们只是为了他的财富 她们得到了自己想要的东西
Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick
那个家伙不声不响地消失
And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick
所有人都想知道 迪克身上发生了什么
Well he's still around but now he's a bum
他仍然在街上四处游荡 但是现在他已无家可归
Chasin bag ladies he's the same old Dumb
依然与街头浪女调情 他还是那个无知的迪克
Dick
愚蠢的迪克
Dumb Dick
愚蠢的迪克
Dumb Dick
愚蠢的迪克
Dumb Dick
愚蠢的迪克
Dumb Dick
愚蠢的迪克