Get Your Log On - Educated Consumers

Get Your Log On - Educated Consumers
Update your facebook status and let 'em know where you are
Be your own little star star star star
I'm gonna catch that one when I grow up
Send some tweets out where will you eat now
Post some pictures so we can see how
Ridiculous your life really is
When it's all in the wrist
Come and get your log in
Go and get your log on
Come and get your log in
Go and get your log on
Get your log on before it's all gone
A status symbol we don't need to talk long
The strong arm of a quota
Mind if I safe for work quote ya and post up
Cause I could do so verbatim
Here's what you'd say to flirtation
I don't accept requests from perfect strangers
And my breasts look best from certain angles
I'm faceless fingertip foreplay for the fun of it
Logging on for the crime and the punishment
A couple clicks to adjust your pics
Embellishing foot fetishes just for kicks ha
Do you do the same with your character
Is it a game when there's no truth in daring ya nah
Now I'm on the other side of america
But I'm never too far to get my log on and stare at ya
Cause it's all in the wrist
When developing relationships that don't exist
You see it's all in the wrist
When developing relationships that don't exist
Come and get your log on uh huh huh
Go and get your log on uh huh huh
Come and get your log on uh huh huh
Go and get your log on
So you can
Friend request me let's get friendly
To send me mp3's then text me
So let's see how's your clique in high school
Well let's see just click your high school
Choose a name if it requires one
You don't wanna be a twit pick the right one
Use your name as a username that you can change
There's a quick fix on iphone for that
It's so apparent when you vent
Cause if you're afraid of spiders you should share it on the web
Karen has just sent you a marriage by request
Plus there is an event to tag you there if you accept
Stare into the center of the monitor you have
And add them as a friend so you can monitor them back
Log on and count up all the followers you have
But who's leading who when you're still following them back like that
Cause it's all in the wrist
When developing relationships that don't exist
You see it's all in the wrist
When developing relationships that don't exist
Come and get your log on uh huh huh
Go and get your log on uh huh huh
Come and get your log on uh huh huh
Go and get your log on
So you can
Live in a place where there's no thumbs down
And you getting hash tag daps digital pounds
If you itching for validation it can be found
Just make a comment on the climate of your city or town
And all of a sudden everybody gather round
To rally behind the mundane complaint with a frown
It's hindsight in real time so you're taken that pic down
Kick the photo bucket photo shop it you're slick now
Cause they don't really know you in real life
So be to them the way you see yourself on the inside
Right you're a special little snowflake
Right click and save when you locate your soul mate
And hope that they don't hate receiving drunken tweets
Or noticing that you became the mayor of their street
It's never been so easy to become a creep
It's the facial recognition generation text in peace