Why Does This Always Happen to Me? - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Why Does This Always Happen to Me? - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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I was watching my TV one night
那晚我正看着电视节目
When they broke in with a special report
突然插播了一条紧急新闻
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
报道秘鲁毁灭性的大地震
There were thirty thousand crushed
三万人当场丧生
To death even more were buried alive
更多人被活埋废墟中
On the Richter scale it measured 82
里氏震级高达八点二
And I said god please answer me one question
我祈求上帝回答我一个问题
Why'd they have to interrupt 'the Simpson's just for this
为何偏偏要在《辛普森》播放时打断我
What a drag 'cause I was taping it and everything
真扫兴 我明明都录好了所有内容
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun
现在只能等重播
To see the part of the show I missed
才能补上错过的片段
Why does this always happen
为何这种事总发生
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
Why does this always happen
为何这种事总发生
Why why does this always happen to me
为何为何倒霉的总是我
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

I was driving down the highway
我正驾车飞驰在高速路上
When all the traffic slowed to a crawl
车流却突然停滞不前
There was a twelve-car pile-up everybody dead
十二车连环相撞无人生还
And I saw brains and guts
我目睹脑浆与内脏
And vital organs splattered everywhere
破碎的器官四处飞溅
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
还有我朋友罗伯特那具无头尸身
Disembodied head
无头尸身
And I thought poor Rob I just had lunch with him
可怜的罗伯 我刚刚还和他共进午餐
Hey wait a minute he still
等等 这家伙
Owes me money what a jerk
还欠我钱 真够混蛋
Well there's five bucks
那五块钱
That I'm never gonna see again
怕是永远讨不回来了
Plus now on top of everything else
更糟的是现在又雪上加霜
It looks like I'm gonna be late to work
看来我上班要迟到了
Why does this always happen
为何这种事总发生
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
Why does this always happen
为何这种事总发生
Why why does this always happen to me
为何为何倒霉的总是我
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba ba

Oh the other day my boss said
那天老板对我说
We were running low on toner
打印机碳粉快用完了
And he told me I should buy another case
他让我再去买一箱
Well I told him I was busy
我说我现在很忙
But he still just kept on asking
他却一直喋喋不休
So I turned around and stabbed him
于是我转身捅了他
In the face right in the face
直接捅在脸上
Oh and wouldn't you know it my knife got stuck
哦 你猜怎么着 我的刀卡住了
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
我想这种事偶尔总会发生吧
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
但恐怕刀尖被我弄弯了一点
And I know that blade will never ever be quite
我知道这把刀再也
As sharp again quite as sharp again
不会像从前那样锋利了 永远不会
Oh tell me
哦 告诉我
Why does this always happen
为何这种事总发生
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
Why does this always happen
为何这种事总发生
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
Why does this always happen to me
为何倒霉的总是我
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