If A Girl Isn’t Pretty - Barbra Streisand

If A Girl Isn't Pretty - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)
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If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
若女孩没有选美皇后般的容颜
All she gets from life is pity and a pat
她此生仅能得到怜悯与敷衍
Kindly name a star hasn't won a contest or a pageant
试问哪个明星没赢过选美桂冠
If she hasn't she just never gets to bat
若未夺冠 就永远没机会表现
She must a-shine in every detail
她必须处处完美无瑕
Like a ring you're buying retail
像精心挑选的钻戒般闪耀
Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
要符合标准尺码 穿上标准礼服
When a girl's incidentals are no bigger than two lentils
若女孩的身材纤细如豆粒般娇小
Then to me it doesn't spell success
这在我眼中可算不上成功模样
From three faces that could cause you
面对三张令人作呕的刻薄嘴脸
To have temporary nausea
那些令人反胃的评头论足
Do I have to hear a lecture such as that
难道我非要听这般荒谬说教
Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation
鼻梁稍有弧度也算祸国殃民？
Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat
难道该将她囚禁或沉塘示众？
So she looks a bit off-balance she possesses golden talents
纵使她仪态不够完美 却怀揣惊世才华
Or is that a pill too bitter to digest
还是这苦药难以下咽
Oh she's got very nice deportment mmm
噢 她举止优雅端庄
But when they see that assortment
但当他们看到那副模样
From the gallery they'll be throwin' fruit
看客们就会投来嘲笑