Ringtone - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic
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Once not very long ago I was respected
曾几何时 我也备受尊敬
I was popular (popular)
风光无限（风光无限）
But now I hang my head in shame
如今却只能羞愧低头
My life is filled with such regret
我的生活充满悔恨
Of that mistake I can't forget
那个错误 始终萦绕心头
And now I'll never be the same
从此再也回不到从前
Ringtone
手机铃声
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
为何我要买这愚蠢的铃声
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking)
如今完全无法理解当时的想法（我在想什么）
My friends all stare at me
朋友们都用异样眼光看我
Whenever I get a call
每当我的电话响起
Well everybody (everybody)
所有人（所有人）
Everybody (everybody)
所有人（所有人）
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
全世界都厌恶我的手机铃声
When my phone goes off at work
当我的手机在工作时响起
I look like the biggest jerk
我看起来像个十足的傻瓜
Total strangers want to slap me around
陌生人都想冲过来扇我耳光
When it's ringing on the terrace
当铃声在阳台回荡
My neighbors get embarrassed
邻居们都尴尬不已
They're beggin' me to move out of town
他们恳求我搬离这个小镇
Well it made my wife so sick
这让我妻子恶心至极
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
她用砖头砸碎了我的iPhone
But I had it fixed and now it's just fine
但我修好了它 现在完好如初
It's a pain I sure don't need it
这真是个麻烦 我本不需要这样
And I probably should delete it
或许我早该删掉它
But for me that would be crossing the line
但对我来说那太过分了
'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99
因为我舍不得浪费那一块九毛九
Hey I paid good money for this Ringtone
嘿 我可是花了大价钱买的这个铃声
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
为何我要买这愚蠢的铃声
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all really what was I
此刻我实在想不通 当初为何会做出这种决定
My friends all stare at me
朋友们都用异样眼光看我
Whenever I get a call
每当我的电话响起
Well everybody (everybody)
所有人（所有人）
Everybody (everybody)
所有人（所有人）
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
全世界都厌恶我的手机铃声
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手机铃声
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Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
中国工厂的工人们（他们讨厌我的铃声）
Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone)
穿罩袍的穆斯林妇女（真的讨厌我的铃声）
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
安哥拉饥饿的孩子们（他们讨厌我的铃声）
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
就连埃博拉患者（也讨厌我的铃声）
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
所有修女和保姆（所有福利妈妈）
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
所有巴基斯坦人（所有韦恩斯兄弟）
Everyone on the land Everyone on the sea
陆地上每个人 海洋里每个人
Every single person everywhere unanimously
全世界所有人都异口同声
Everybody (everybody)
所有人（所有人）
Everybody (everybody)
所有人（所有人）
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
这广袤世界里的每个人都厌恶我的
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手机铃声
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手机铃声
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铃声