Craigslist - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Craigslist - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Whoa yeah

You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu
你得到了一辆雪弗兰迈锐宝车
With automatic drive
它有自动档
A custom paint job too
你还得到了一份定制油漆的工作
I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
我会用我的旧手推车与你做交易
And a slightly used sombrero
还有一个很少戴过的草帽
And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist
如果你坚持的话 我还可以再加上一台订书机
Craigslist
克雷格网站
I'm on Craiglist baby come on
我已经登上了克雷格网站 宝贝 来吧
Yeah
太好了
Well we shared a quick glance
我们迅速交换了眼神
Saturday at the mall
周六在购物中心
I never took a chance
我没得到机会
Never approached you at all
从未接近过你
You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas
你是一个亚裔金发小妞 脾气很糟
I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask
我穿着红色的泳裤 带着曲棍球面具
Come on let's find that love connection that we missed
来吧 让我们找到我们之前错过的爱情缘分
On Craigslist
在克雷格网站上
Yeah Craigslist come on
是的 克雷格网站 加油
I'm on Craigslist
我登上了克雷格网站
Oh baby maybe you are too
宝贝 或许你也可以
Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo

An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente
这有一封写给在San Vacente林荫大道上一家加咖啡店里
Boulevard
一个下贱的咖啡师的公开信
I know there were twenty people behind me in line
我知道我身后有二十个人
But I was on a cell phone call with my mother
但是我正在和我的妈妈打电话
Didn't you see me hold up my index finger
难道你看不到我已经竖起了食指吗
That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes
那就意味着我将会在短短几分钟之内为这杯大豆咖啡因的咖啡付款
So what's with the attitude lady
那个不耐烦的女士 你怎么了
No tip for you
不会提示你
Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts
你能得到一个用聚乙烯泡沫桶装的花生
You can have 'em for free
你可以免费拥有它们
You can drop by on the weekend
你可以在周末来这里
And pick 'em up from me
从我这得到它们
But the trashcan ain't part of the deal
但是这个桶不在交易的范围之内
Only givin' you the peanuts get real
我只会给你花生 别幻想了
Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own
没有什么笨重的袋子 所以带上你自己的
Don't bug me with questions on the phone
不要在电话里给我指出错误
Don't ask for help don't waste my time
不要求助 不要浪费我的时间
And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime
不要抱怨 因为他们不花你一美分
Just ask yourself:
只需问问自己
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts
你想要用塑料泡沫桶装的花生吗
You can have my Styrofoam peanuts
你可以拿走我的
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts
你想要用塑料泡沫桶装的花生吗
You can have them all
你可以全部拿走
They're on Craigslist yeah
它们都在克雷格网站
Craigslist Ow baby come on
克雷格网站 宝贝 来吧
I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist
我在克雷格网站上
I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist now Craigslist
我在克雷格网站