TMZ - Weird Al Yankovic

TMZ - Weird Al Yankovic
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You're sort of famous
你小有名气
A minor celebrity
算是个小明星
And so it only makes sense
所以理所当然
The world would be
全世界都会
Obsessed with every
对你的一举一动
Single thing you do
如痴如醉
They're running 'round
他们四处奔走
With their camcorders in the night
深夜举着摄像机偷拍
They lurk impatienly
他们焦躁地潜伏暗处
In hope that they just might
只盼能侥幸捕捉到
See something really embarrassing
你那些狼狈不堪的瞬间
You do
一举一动
The bad hair day and sweat stained t shirts
蓬头垢面的清晨与汗渍T恤
That's the story that
这些琐碎日常
They are gonna feature
即将成为头条故事
With exclusive pics
配上独家偷拍画面
Of your flabby behind
你那松弛的背影
You think you're all alone
你以为四下无人
But that's right when you'll find
却在此刻发现
A bunch of paparazzi
一群狗仔队
Popping out of nowhere
从暗处窜出
Cameras in your face
镜头怼脸拍摄
And then suddenly
转瞬间
We
我们
You're on TMZ
你登上了八卦头条
You're on TMZ
你登上了八卦头条
Following you
如影随形
When you're walking down the street
当你漫步街头时
And asking stupid questions
追问着无聊问题
While you're trying to eat
连用餐都不得安宁
So you cover your face
只能掩面躲避
Thinking to yourself
暗自思忖
Hey isn't this creepy
这难道不令人毛骨悚然
And they are there praying
他们正虎视眈眈
You'll have a big meltdown
期待你彻底崩溃
And take a mono lethal car chase
上演一场致命飞车追逐
Through this whole town
穿越整座城市
They'll be there with you
他们会如影随形
When you're going to jail
当你锒铛入狱时
First on the scene
总是第一个到场
For every wardrobe fail
捕捉每个着装失误
You just picked up some transvestite
你刚接触异装癖
Seconds later
转眼之间
It's up on the website
就登上新闻网站
Get a vegas wedding
闪婚在拉斯维加斯
A quickie divorce
又闪电离婚
And they'll be
他们就会
Sneaking in
悄然潜入
Snapping pictures of course
当然要拍下照片
And if they ever catch you
若他们逮到你
Picking your nose
正在挖鼻孔
Or storming down the street
或是醉醺醺地
In a drunken spree
踉跄街头
You're on TMZ
你登上了八卦头条
Stalking you just waiting by a frontal
蹲守在前门伺机而动
Trailing you through
尾随你穿过
Airport security
机场安检区
They were TMZ
那些是TMZ狗仔
They were TMZ
那些是TMZ狗仔
We caught this oscar nominee picking up dof poop
我们拍到这位奥斯卡提名者在捡狗屎
Is that a baby back there
后面那个是婴儿吗
I pronounce you guilty
我宣判你有罪
Of leaving the house while fat
罪名是发胖后还敢出门
Look who's drinking Coffee
看谁在喝咖啡
Everything celebrities do is fascinating
名人一举一动都引人注目
Oh let me tell you
让我告诉你
It's getting to the point
事情已经发展到
Where a famous person can't
名人甚至不能
Even get a DUI
酒后驾车
Or go on a racist rant
或发表种族歧视言论
Those guys are all around
这些人无处不在
So you really shouldn't dare
所以你最好别轻举妄动
Go to every club in town
逛遍城中所有夜店
If you've flate your underwear
若你连底裤都走光
Seems that every single time
似乎每次只要
A star decides to shave her hair
明星决定剃光头发
Or ram their car into a tree
或是开车撞上树丛
They're on TMZ
立刻登上八卦头条
If they catch you peeing in the bushes
就算你在灌木丛小便
Later on that night
就在那晚深夜
Well I guarantee
我敢打赌
You're on TMZ
你登上了八卦头条
You're on TMZ
你登上了八卦头条
You're on TMZ
你登上了八卦头条
Every single celebrity
每个明星都心知肚明
Knows they're gonna be
自己终将被曝光
They're on TMZ
立刻登上八卦头条
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