If That Isn’t Love - ”Weird Al” Yankovic

Ooh yeah

Oh

I'm your shelter from the storm
我是你躲避风暴的港湾
You'll know I'll always have your back
你知道我会一直支持你
I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
我甚至会将你冰冷的手放进我的身体去温暖你
I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on
当Oprah出现的时候 我都不会转移注意力
And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn
当你在向我谈论你的感受的时候 我会尽可能不去犯困
And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
当我们在宴会上时 我不会谈论你的隐私
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder
当你在屋顶上清扫的时候 我会为你扶稳梯子
And if that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
If that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
If that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
I don't know what love is
我便不知道什么是爱
Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know
我猜我不知道
Nanananananana

Ahhhh listen now
现在听着
There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
冰箱里还剩下一点点牛奶
I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
我本可以喝完它 但我担心你随后会需要一些
And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
如果你做了什么不好的事 我会故意说那是狗狗干的事
And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name
每当忘记你名字的时候 我都会叫你宝贝
I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
在你开始发胖的时候我会提醒你
Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
因为你所谓的朋友会忘了提醒你
And if that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
If that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
If that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
I don't know what love is
我便不知道什么是爱
Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know
我不知道
Nananannananna

Oh no
不
Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia
尽管你让我耐着性子看完妈妈咪呀这个电视节目
Well I still adore you
我依旧喜欢你
I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
甚至你在早餐时刻吃了鸡蛋卷 我也会亲吻你
And I can't stand omelettes
虽然我不能忍受鸡蛋卷的味道
After I take a bath
在我洗完澡后
If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
如果水还是热的 我会留给你
I'll give you my word
我向你保证
You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd
你如此美丽 让辉煌的夕阳看起来都自惭形秽
Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
每一次看到你 都想在你面前好好表现
You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
你可以一直依靠我 说一些鼓励的话语
If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face
如果你喝醉了酒 我不会趁机做坏事
And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
我不会弄脏你的沙发 尽管那是一个很方便的地方
I totally support every idiotic thing you do
我会接受你做的所有犯傻的事情
And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you
和你在一起的时候 我的心里不会想着其他人
And if that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
If that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
If that isn't love
如果这都不是爱
I don't know what love is
我便不知道什么是爱
Nanananananana no I don't know what love is
我便不知道什么是爱
Nanananananana well I don't know what love is
我便不知道什么是爱
I don't know what love is
我不知道什么是爱