Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus - Screeching Weasel

Jeannie's having problems
With her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina
And her cervix you will find a completely empty
Room because Jeannie's got a problem
With her uterus her uterus is useless
Her physician has injected fluids I
N her private parts but she just won't
Believe that the efforts
To eradicate her female trouble will cause her to
Conceive no simple yeast
Or bladder infection could compare to the pain
That Jeannie's going through
This year her husband's sperm was studied and
Swiftly passed the test now
Jeannie's operation must commence artificial
Insemination can't fertilize poor
Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't
Ovulating even though she took
All the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but
She cannot pay the giant doctor bills