Steve Polychronopolous(Explicit) - Adam Sandler

I'm a big f**kin' dick I'm a pain in your a** I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me My name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous I spit when I talk I swear in front of your mother I throw sh*t at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket And then I don't show I tell you I saw your girlfriend F**king two guys at a party 'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you get stoned I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it Polychronopolous Pansy P**sy Sh*t for brains Douchebag I'll leave your gate open So your dog runs away I'll make fun of your pimple Then I'll grab your sister's a** 'Cause my name's Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous And I don't care And I don't give a sh*t I'll break your brother's stereo And then tell him it was you You think you're better than me Well you're f**king wrong Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherf**king Polychronopolous Deal with it Polychronopolous