The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over(Album Version) - Adam Sandler

And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop
: Do you realize how fast you were going sir Excited Southerner]: Yes yes I do and uh there is an explanation for that first of all let me start off by saying I I I I I you you you you work very hard and I do respect what you do protectin and uh servin I I I speedometer got the lead foot you got the radar gun not reliable I I got the diarrhea got to get home for the whoo it uh it pregnant wife she's at the hospital right now giving birth to twins I gotta get there got the guy next to me was going faster than me just keeping up with the traffic my cousin's also a state trooper in New Jersey maybe you could talk to a tree branch was covering the speed limit sign with a and a truck was tailgating me I just hope
: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Here's your ticket Save it for the judge