What the Hell Happened to Me?(Album Version) - Adam Sandler

What The Hell Happened To Me? - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Hey you guys
嘿 朋友们
I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record
只想感谢你们聆听这张专辑
And I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's
希望你们和我一样享受 现在
One last little diddy just for you
为你们送上最后一首小曲
I used to ride my big wheel and sell lemonade
我曾骑着三轮车 卖着柠檬水
Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade
和爷爷吃着爆米花 看游行队伍
But now I'm only happy when I'm drinking JD
如今却只在喝杰克丹尼时才快乐
What the hell happened to me
我究竟怎么了
I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend billy
曾几何时 我和挚友比利打雪仗多么欢畅
And mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly
冻得发抖时 妈妈总会为我们煮热可可
But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee
如今却只在看到女孩*时才感到兴奋
What the hell happened to me
我究竟怎么了
I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood
我曾是街坊最乖巧的男孩
I only did the things that Momma said I should
只做妈妈允许的事情
But now I just do whatever I want
如今却恣意妄为
I even whipped it out in a restaurant
甚至在餐厅里也*
I used to help clean the park in the middle of town
我曾帮忙打扫镇中心的公园
And then played kickball til the sun went down
踢球玩耍直到夕阳西沉
But now all I do is get VD
如今却只落得一身病痛
What the hell happened to me
我究竟怎么了
It makes no sense
这一切毫无道理
I can't believe I ended on me
不敢相信结局竟会如此
I'm out of my gourd
我已迷失自我
Won't somebody please help me
谁来救救我吧
A do do do do do wop bop Doobaly do
嘟嘟嘟 嘟吧啦嘟
I'm kind of a wierdo
我像个怪人