Whiskey Bottle - David Luning

All the girls I've known before
Have left me hungry, left me poor
Women come, and then they go
Why they leave, I just don't know
Well, another one just walked out the door
I ain't go no damn luck
Baby, that's for sure
So won't you
C. Marry me, whiskey bottle
Give me a kiss and
Let me take a sip of your love
Suzy left me with a broken nose
When Amy left, she took all my clothes
Jenny turned out to be a man
And Kathy took off with my van
Well another one just walked out the door
I ain't got no damn luck
Baby, that's for sure
So won't you
C
Kelly said she didn't like my band
And Lucy fell in love with my old man
Given a choice of life with me
Jackie joined the infantry
Another one just walked out the door
I ain't got no damn luck
Baby, that's for sure
So won't you
C
What a shock to find George and Ray
In bed with Sally, my fianc茅
Anna used to call me honey
Until she found out I had no money
Well, another one just walked out the door
I ain't got no damn luck
Baby that's for sure
So won't you
C
Now I guess it's plain to see
Women are too confusing for me
But you've always been good company
Been by my side when I'm in need
Well another one just walked out the door
I ain't got no damn luck
Baby, that's for sure
So won't you
C