Rocky - The Lonely Island

Rocky - The Lonely Island
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Here's a little story that I think you'll like
让我讲个精彩故事给你听
It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike
主角不是奥尼尔也不是泰森
So buckle your seatbelts it's gonna get choppy
系好安全带 故事即将跌宕起伏
And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky
且听我讲述挑战洛奇的那场对决
One day me and all my friends were hangin'
那天我和兄弟们正闲聊
Talkin' 'bout which of the girls was most bangin'
讨论哪个姑娘最火辣
Then one friend says "You know who's really tough
突然有个兄弟说"你们知道谁最硬汉
"Rocky " (hit me home) "the boxer " Man
"洛奇"(正中我心)"那个拳击手"老兄
I said "Yeah I know him What about him " He said
我说"没错我认识他 那又怎样" 他回道
"He's really tough " "No way man I'm calling your bluff
"他可是个硬茬""得了吧 老兄 你在虚张声势
"I think that I can take him and to prove my point
"我觉得我能搞定他 为证明这点
"I'll challenge him in public " (Yeah that's the joint )
"我要当众下战书"(对 就这么干)
So the very next day stayed true to my word
次日我便兑现诺言
And I snuck on T V so I could be heard
偷偷溜上电视放狠话
I said 'Rocky if you're out there I think you're a nerd
喊着"洛奇你要在场 就是个书呆子
"And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd "
我要把你打得像狗屎般趴下"
I got kicked out but the candle was lit
我被赶出场 但战火已点燃
'Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit
人们都想验证 我是否真能打
It made the headlines and I got the call
消息登上头条 我接到电话
It was Rocky ("Hey") and he wanted to brawl
是洛奇("嘿") 他想要干架
We negotiated terms and set the date
我们谈妥条件 定下日期
Then I went into training to add some muscle weight
我开始疯狂训练 增肌增重
While I punched on meat in a rickety shack
我在破木屋 对着生肉挥拳
He was sippin' on wine having models rub his back
他喝着红酒 模特为他按摩
At the weigh-in boy the tension was high
称重仪式上 气氛剑拔弩张
Me and Rock toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye
我与洛基 四目相对寸步不让
I talked some trash we got pulled apart
我口出狂言 被强行拉开距离
I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart
最后瞪视企图震慑他的心神
Skip ahead the big night was finally here
快进到 决战之夜终于来临
My body was ripped and my mind was clear
肌肉贲张 神志清明
We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd
在震耳欢呼中踏入擂台
People chantin' my name - I never felt so proud
听着人们呼喊我名 荣耀感油然而生
Faced off once more in the center of the ring
我们再次在拳台中央对峙
Touched gloves said a prayer and the bell went *ding*
碰拳致意 祷告结束 铃声*叮*响
He hit me with a left and shattered my face
他一记左勾拳击碎了我的面骨
And a right sent my teeth all over the place
右摆拳打得我牙齿四处飞溅
Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket
又一记重拳打爆了我的眼窝
He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled "Stop it "
他打断下巴时教练嘶吼"停手"
But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs
但无人理会 肋骨又被碾碎
Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids
鲜血从我脸上喷溅到观众席
They yelled out "More " and Rocky obliged
观众高喊"再来" Rocky欣然应战
I had to think of some way to turn the tides
我必须想办法扭转这局面
So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might
于是后仰蓄力 使出浑身解数
Took a swing but he caught me with a sucker punch right
挥拳出击 却被他偷袭得手
Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right
左勾拳偷袭 右勾拳偷袭
Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights
连续二十二记右勾拳追击
He tore off my arms and beat me with 'em
他扯断我双臂 反手痛击我身
Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision
又泼酸蚀面 令我双目失明
He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin
他一脚踢裂我的胫骨
The bone splinters shot right out of my skin
碎骨刺穿皮肤飞溅而出
People barfed in the crowd; they were going insane
观众呕吐发狂 场面彻底失控
And Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain
洛基重拳把我鼻梁打进脑颅
I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts
我抽搐失禁弄脏短裤
Then Rocky pissed on me (customary in sports)
洛基还朝我撒尿（体育界传统习俗）
The doctor came out and pronounced me dead
医生当场宣布我已死亡
And that was the night I fought Rocky
这就是挑战洛基的夜晚收场