Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island

Jack Sparrow (杰克·斯帕罗) (Explicit) - The Lonely Island/Michael Bolton (迈克尔.伯顿)
Written by：The Lonely Island
Guys michael bolton is here
Oh great send him in
Hey guys
Hey thanks for coming
How's it going
I'm really sorry I'm late
I just got caught up watching the pirates of the Caribbean marathon
Have you seen those things
Oh yeah yeah those are those are great
Well I checked out the track and I loved it
And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig
Oh wow that's great awesome
You wanna just lay it down
Boys let's get to it to it to it to it
Uh lonely island Michael Bolton yeah
The night starts now
Together on the track the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us
Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up rollin' up
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
Black card at the bar like I gives a f** k come on
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set
F** k the fellas looking jealous
Play the back and get wet yeah yeah
Three pound in my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot
This is the tale of captain jack sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas what
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze
Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love keira knight ley
Motherf**king ice man I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast I'm the number one stunner jack sparrow
Watch it girl cause I ain't your mr nice guy
More like the meet ya take you home and f** k you twice guy
Yeah yeah
All dressed up with nowhere to run
And now I make you feel crazy with the
Now back to the good part
From the day he was born
He yearned for adventure no
Old captain jack yeah
Giving them what for
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga oh god
But is Davy Jones locker
What lies in store yeah we've seen the movie
Throw your hands in the air
And say hell yeah
Captain jack what
Johnny Depp no
From the front to the back
Say we count stacks c'mon
Davy Jones nope
Giant squid wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it with another film wait
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest grump not better
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give jenny all my love come on
Okay then I'm a legal aid
Erin Rostropovich is my name oh god
Then you can call me scar face
Snortin' mountains of coc*ine close enough
You cockroaches wanna play rough
Okay I'm reloaded ha ha
This is the tale of tony Montana
Cuba no flame with the Miami nuts
Take it home
Got a base head wife
But her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pu**y
Just waiting to get f** ked
Just waiting to get f** ked
Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me yeah yeah okay