Pencil Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett

Pencil Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett
Written by：Jimmy Buffett
Now they make new movies in old black and white
With happy endings where nobody fights
So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
Honey jump right up and show your age
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The Boston blackie kind
Two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Divine
Oh I remember bein' buck toothed and skinny
Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny
Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too
And it's bandstand disneyland growin' up fast
Drinkin' on a fake ID
And Rama wrote the jungle was everyone's bawana
But only jazz musicians were smokin m*******a
Yeah I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too
Thin pen pencil pen mustache
Then it's flat top dirty bop copin' a feel
Grubbin' on the living room floor so soul
They send you off to college try to gain a little knowledge
But all you want to do is learn how to score
Yeah but now I'm gettin' old don't wear underwear
I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
But I can go to movies and see it all there
Just the way that it use to be
That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The Boston blackie kind
A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Divine
Oh I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe Suave Eerol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruising too
Yeah brylcream a little dab'll do yah
Oh I could do some cruising too