Trouble in Tinsel Town(Album Version) - Royal Crown Revue

(james achor/eddie nichols/bill ungerman)
Arranged by bill ungerman
Dirty neon lights, the traffics cry
Footsteps echo on the street
The cheap but lovely chicks
And a sawbuck for a trick
And shell work for a bite to eat
So where is all the glamour?
Wheres that lovely starlets kiss?
But out in t.v. land
They dream of tinsel town
But Ill tell you just what theyve missed
Hustlers roll, beat cops stroll
The city where the night runs deep
Seedy bars, cats in lowered cars
Thats hollywood while you're asleep
Well here comes the fog
Or is that smog?
Cause man i can't tell anymore
There ain't no welcome wagon around this town
Fred and ethel sure the hell ain't next door
But way out in the distance
Someone watches the late night show
They dream of being hip on sunset strip
But Ill tell you what they don't know
Dirty neon lights, the traffics cry
Footsteps echo on the street
The cheap but lovely chicks
And a sawbuck for a trick
And shell work for a bite to eat
So where is all the glamour?
Wheres that lovely starlets kiss?
But out in t.v. land
They dream of tinsel town
But Ill tell you just what theyve missed
Hustlers roll, beat cops stroll
The city where the night runs deep
Yeah seedy bars, cats in lowered cars
Thats hollywood while you're asleep