Badtimes - Laika

Badtimes - Laika
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Margaret Fiedler/Guy Fixsen

If you receive an email with a subject of badtimes
如果你收到一封主题为“坏时光”的邮件
Delete it immediatly without reading it
请立即删除，不要阅读
This is the most dangerous email virus yet
这是迄今为止最危险的电子邮件病毒
It will rewrite your hard drive
它会重写你的硬盘
Not only that
不仅如此
But it will scramble any disks
它还会扰乱任何磁盘
That are even close to your computer
即使它们只是靠近你的电脑
It will recalibrate your refrigerators coolness settings
它还会重新校准你冰箱的制冷设置
So all your ice cream melts
让你的冰淇淋全部融化
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards
它会使你所有信用卡的磁条失效
Screw up the tracking on your vcr
搞乱你录像机的追踪功能
And use subspace field harmonics
利用子空间场谐波
To render any cds you try to play unreadable
让你尝试播放的任何CD都无法读取
It will give your exboy or girlfriend your new phone number
它会将你的新电话号码告诉你的前任
It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank
它会将防冻液混入你的鱼缸
It will drink all your beer
它会喝光你所有的啤酒
And leave it's socks out on the coffee table
它会把袜子丢在咖啡桌上
When theres company coming over
当有客人来访时
It will put a dead kitten
它会将一只死小猫
In the back pocket of your good suit
塞进你最好的西装后袋
And hide your car keys when you're late for work
并在你上班迟到时藏起你的车钥匙
Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin
“坏时光”会让你爱上一只企鹅
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets
它会让你梦见马戏团小丑的噩梦
It will pour sugar in your gas tank
它会把糖倒进你的油箱
And shave off both your eyebrows
还会偷偷剃掉你的眉毛
While dating your current boy or girlfriend behind your back
同时背着你和你现任男女朋友约会
And billing the dinner and hotel room to your visa card
并将晚餐和酒店房间的费用记在你的信用卡上
It will seduce your grandmother
它会勾引你的祖母
It does not matter if she is dead
即使她已经去世也无所谓
Such is the power of badtimes
这就是“坏时光”的力量
It reaches out beyond the grave
它的魔爪甚至能伸向坟墓之外
To sully those things we hold most dear
玷污我们最珍视的一切
It moves your car randomly around parking lots
它会随机移动你的车在停车场里
It can't find them
它找不到它们
It will kick your dog
它会踢你的狗
It will leave libidinous messages
它会留下淫秽的信息
On your boss voice mail in your voice
用你的声音留在你老板的语音信箱里
It is insidious and subtle
它是阴险而微妙的
It is dangerous and terrifying to behold
它是危险而令人恐惧的
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve
它也是一种相当有趣的淡紫色
Badtimes will give you dutch elm disease
Badtimes 会让你患上荷兰榆树病
It will leave the toilet seat up
它会忘记放下马桶圈
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
它会在你的浴缸里制作一批*
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove
然后让培根在炉子上烤焦
While it goes out to chase high school kids
而它却跑出去用你的新吹雪机
With your new snowblower
追逐高中生
These are just a few of the signs
这些只是其中一些迹象
Be very very careful
千万要小心谨慎