Val Kilmer(Main Version) - Bowling for Soup

I always thought my movie would be a comedy
我一直以为我的电影会是一部喜剧
Not quite the tragedy that it's become
并非预期的悲剧
More slapstick than chick-flick
滑稽戏而非言情片
More 'Caddyshack' than 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'
更像《疯狂高尔夫》而非《蒂芙尼的早餐》
So thank me at the podium
所以在讲台上感谢我吧
For a lifetime of contribution
为这一生的贡献
Turn on the cameras someone cue the extras
打开摄像机有人给我点提示
Hair and makeup to the set
发型和化妆到片场
Because the big screen's calling
因为银幕在召唤你
Final casting call
最后的试镜机会
It's your big shot baby
这是你的大好机会，宝贝
You're the next big star
你是璀璨新星
Of another stupid movie
又一部愚蠢的电影
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
一个心碎的男人
Who's falling apart
心碎崩溃
You're headed for the cutting room floor
你将走向被抛弃的命运
Headed for the cutting room floor
步入被弃之路
And in the sequel honey
在续集里亲爱的
I'm the guy who gets the girl
我是那个俘获女孩芳心的人
So if you miss my movie get the DVD
所以如果你错过了我的电影那就去买DVD吧
Check out the chemistry between you and me
感受你我间的强烈吸引
Less 'Raising Arizona'
少了《抚养亚利桑那》的
More 'Steel Magnolias'
更多《钢木兰》式的
So when you walk down that red carpet
所以当你走上红地毯
I hope you trip and fall
愿你失足跌倒
I hope someone squirts you with a water gun
愿有人用水枪射你
A super soaker filled with pee
希望你被尿水枪狠狠击中
Because the big screen's calling
因为大屏幕在呼唤
Final casting call
终极试镜召唤
It's your big shot baby
这是你大放异彩的机会，宝贝
You're the next big star
你是璀璨新星
Of another stupid movie
就像又一部烂片
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
一个心碎的男人
Who's falling apart
心碎崩溃
You're headed for the cutting room floor
你将一败涂地
Headed for the cutting room floor
走向被抛弃的命运
And in the sequel honey
在续集里亲爱的
I'm the guy who gets the girl
我就是那个抱得美人归的家伙
All apologies to Kevin Costner
向凯文·科斯特纳诚挚道歉
And that chick from 'Monster'
还有《女魔头》里的查理兹·塞隆
Give me Adam Sandler Will Ferrell
给我亚当·桑德勒威尔·法瑞尔
Belushi and even Val Kilmer
Belushi甚至瓦尔·基尔默
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
他在《真天才》里很搞笑
What about 'Top Gun'
那《壮志凌云》呢？
No 'Top Gun' wasn't funny whatever
《壮志凌云》一点都不好笑
'Top Secret' was funny too
《绝密》也很搞笑。
But he sucked as Batman
可他像蝙蝠侠一样所向披靡
Because the big screen's calling
因为大屏幕在呼唤
Final casting call
最后的选角召唤
It's your big shot baby
这是你的大好机会，宝贝
You're the next big star
你是下一个璀璨明星
Of another dumb movie
又一部烂片
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
一个心碎的男人
I'm falling apart
我正分崩离析
Steven Spielberg's calling
史蒂文·斯皮尔伯格正在召唤
And he's sending a car
他派车来接
It's your big shot baby
这是你的大好机会，宝贝
You're the next big star
你将成璀璨新星
Of another stupid movie
又一部愚蠢电影
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
一个心碎的男人
Who's falling apart
谁在崩溃边缘
You're headed for the cutting room floor
你将走向被遗忘的角落
Headed for the cutting room floor
步入被遗忘的角落
And in the sequel honey
在续集里亲爱的
I'm the guy who gets the girl
我就是那个抱得美人归的家伙
Who gets the girl
赢得佳人归
I'm the guy that gets the girl
我是那个俘获女孩芳心的人
Adam Sandler Will Ferrel
亚当·桑德勒威尔·费雷尔
Belushi and Akroid
喜剧拍档，我是抱得美人归的家伙
Who gets the girl
赢得佳人归的人
Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes
克里斯·法雷比尔·莫瑞穿着条纹衫
I'm the guy that gets the girl
我就是那个情场得意的家伙
Eddie Murphy 'til 90
埃迪墨菲直到九十岁
Chris Rock and John Candy
克里斯·洛克与约翰·坎迪
Who gets the girl
谁能俘获佳人芳心
The cast of Hollywood Knights
好莱坞骑士团的演员
I'm the guy that gets the girl
我就是那个俘获芳心的男子
Mike Myers
迈克·迈尔斯
Jim Carry and the Farelly Brothers
吉姆·卡瑞和法雷利兄弟
Who gets the girl
谁抱得美人归
Are more my style
更符合我的风格
I'm the guy that gets the girl
我是情场赢家
Terms Of Endearment I didn't get it
情话我未曾懂得
Who gets the girl
谁赢得了佳人
I'd much rather shut up and smile
我更愿闭口微笑
I'm the guy that gets the girl
我是那个俘获女孩芳心的人
Adam Sandler Will Ferrel
亚当·桑德勒威尔·费雷尔
Belushi and Akroid
我是喜剧界的双雄——贝鲁什和阿克罗伊德（应为艾克罗伊德）
Who gets the girl
赢得佳人归
Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes
克里斯·法雷比尔·莫瑞穿着条纹衫
I'm the guy that gets the girl
我是那个抱得美人归的家伙
Eddie Murphy 'til 90
我就是那个像艾迪·墨菲一样搞笑到90岁的人
Chris Rock and John Candy
喜剧高手
Who gets the girl
谁能赢得佳人