Dear Santa - Jay Brannan

Dear santa the thing is this year has been lame
亲爱的圣诞老人 今年实在糟透了
It always seemed I always dreamed by now I'd have someone else's last name
我曾幻想此刻 早已冠上他人姓氏
Way past grown sleeping in a shrunken bed
长大成人却蜷缩在窄小的床上
All alone unless you count the squatters tearing up my head
形单影只 除非算上脑中喧嚣的杂念
Tried so hard to be good all year long
整年努力想要做个乖孩子
And we are all inherently bad anne frank had it wrong
可人性本恶 安妮日记都写错了
Santa oh santa where were you last night
圣诞老人啊 昨夜你去了哪里
I asked for nothing I even left some cookies right
我别无所求 甚至准备了饼干
By the open window I don't have a chimney just a heart of gold you see
倚在敞开的窗前 我没有烟囱 只有一颗赤诚的心
Imagine my surprise that not even santa wants cookies from me
多么令人惊讶 连圣诞老人都不愿收下我的饼干
Dear santa could you use a 6 foot 1 elf
亲爱的圣诞老人 您需要个一米八的小精灵吗
I'm sick of taking stock from this widow's walk up here searching for myself
厌倦了在这阁楼盘点库存 寻找真正的自己
Is there any way I could hop aboard your sleigh
能否让我搭上您的雪橇
Take a holiday leave the work to me your red nosed blue jay
去度个假 把工作交给我 您那红鼻子的蓝松鸦
When people say the joy you bring's a children's thing does it sting
当人们说您带来的欢乐只属于孩子 会刺痛您吗
'Cuz I will ring silver bells