Mona Lisa - The Lonely Island

Mona Lisa - The Lonely Island
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Khari Cain/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Bell

I'm headed to Paris
我正启程前往巴黎
At a quarter to noon
在午前十一点四十五
So excited to see her
满心期待与她相见
I went straight to the louvre
我径直奔向卢浮宫
I heard she's exquisite
听闻她美得令人惊叹
So I bought my ticket
于是我买下了门票
Pushed my way to
挤过层层人群
The front of the crowd
来到最前方
And I couldn't believe what I saw
我简直不敢相信我所看到的
Mona Lisa you're an
蒙娜丽莎 你简直就是个
Overrated piece of s**t
名不副实的拙劣之作
With your terrible style
带着你那糟糕的风格
And your dead shark eyes
和你那死鱼般的眼睛
And your smirk like
还有你那抹微笑 仿佛
You're hiding a dick
藏着什么不可告人的秘密
What the f**k is this B***h
这究竟是何等荒谬的存在
Mona Lisa the original basic B***h
蒙娜丽莎 那俗世最初的浮华
Traveled thousands of miles
我跋涉千里之遥
To see your beautiful smile
只为见你迷人的微笑
Talk about a bait
这不过是诱人的把戏
And switch you ugly
转眼却见你容颜凋零
I'm headed to cairo
我启程前往开罗
To see the pyramids
去瞻仰那金字塔
But what did I find there
然而在那里，我又见到了什么呢
A dirty pile of bricks
一堆脏兮兮的砖头
There was trash all over
到处都是垃圾
And a very foul odor
弥漫着一股恶臭
The smell was out of a camel's ass
那气味堪比骆驼的刺鼻腥臊
But even that wasn't as bad as
可这些都远不及
Mona Lisa you're worse
蒙娜丽莎 你更令人失望
Than the pyramids
连金字塔都黯然失色
Can someone explain why
谁能解释这究竟是为何
The whole wide world
整个世界
Is obsessed with a garbage pail kid
都痴迷于这个垃圾箱顽童
Looks like a garbage pail kid
活像个垃圾箱顽童
And davinci must have
达芬奇定是
Sucked an art historian's dick
讨好过艺术史学家
To get this girl who looked
才让这个看起来
Like uncooked bread
像未发酵面团的女孩
At the top of the all time list of paintings
高居画作榜首
Mona Lisa I got to know
蒙娜丽莎 我真想知道
Where the f**k are your eyebrows
你的眉毛究竟去了何方
I really wanna know
我真的很想知道
You could land a helicopter
你的额头大到可以停一架直升机
On that big potato forehead
就在那颗硕大的马铃薯额头上
Get this chick some rogaine
快给这位女士来点生发水吧
You a bloated porpse girl
你这浮肿的可怜人儿
I'm an American man
我是个美国男人
This is my native land
这是我的故土
Where no one lies about paintings
在这里，无人对画作虚言
But that's not the case in france
但在法国，却并非如此
Where the naked ladies dance
那里，裸女翩跹起舞
And they look like Dennis Franz
她们活像丹尼斯附体
You're so mangy mona
你这落魄的蒙娜
Hair part wider than a country road
发丝分界比乡路还宽
Unless you count
除非你算上
Cause she died alone a
因为她孤独离世
The Mona Lisa sucks la da da da da
蒙娜丽莎黯然失色 啦哒哒哒哒