The Stereotypes Song(Explicit) - Your Favorite Martian

I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
我一直觉得成见有点可笑
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
所以我写了一首歌大概是这样的
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
我觉得我爱你胜过日本人爱触手色情片
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
让我们一起活在这个世界上就像一个印度女孩的一字眉
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
I love those fat Americans

You know they're so obnoxious
你知道他们令人厌恶
They're always eating burgers
他们总是吃汉堡
They're always holding shotguns
他们总是拿着霰弹枪
And I love Mexicans The way they mow my lawn
我喜欢墨西哥人他们帮我修剪草坪
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
他们都有一百个孩子因为他们不知道该怎么做
Uh huh 'Cause that's the way they role
因为这就是他们的角色
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
你得像以色列鼻子一样大
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
如果你给一个爱尔兰小伙买一品脱啤酒
They're out of control like a Chinese driver
他们像中国司机一样失去控制
I love the Middle East but how do they handle
我喜欢中东但他们怎么应对
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels
当他们骑着骆驼尽情摇摆
I love Jamaicans Yeah they're cool but
我喜欢牙买加人他们很不错但是
They're always high so don't let them fool ya
他们总是很嗨所以不要被他们骗了
And I love them Puerto Ricans
我爱波多黎各人
Even though they wash their a*s about once a weekend
即使他们每个周末都会洗一次澡
I'm just joking If you didn't know then
我开玩笑的如果你不知道的话
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland
你反应有点迟钝你可能来自波兰
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
我觉得我爱你胜过日本人爱触手色情片
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
让我们一起活在这个世界上就像一个印度女孩的一字眉
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
Aw yeah Let me hear you yell
让我听到你的呐喊
If you love the outback redneck Australians
如果你喜欢澳大利亚内陆的乡巴佬
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
像英国人一样长着一口歪牙齿
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth
还有那些自以为是的意大利人
And how could anyone hate the French
怎么会有人恨法国人
Yeah I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
我知道他们体毛多的女人不会剃腋毛
Brazilian girls is what you want
你想要的就是巴西姑娘
I love Africans but hold up a second
我喜欢非洲人但是等一下
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked
《国家地理》说他们都是光的
Breasts hanging low What have they done with their clothes
低垂的乳房她们对衣服做了什么
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose
他们就像可乐一样消失得无影无踪
Uh oh They're all on my checklist
都在我的清单上
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
就连早餐喝伏特加的俄罗斯小伙
They're stereotypes and if you believe them
这些都是陈词滥调如果你深信不疑
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
我觉得我爱你胜过日本人爱触手色情片
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
让我们一起活在这个世界上就像一个印度女孩的一字眉
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

They hump sheep

They hump sheep

They hump sheep

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
我觉得我爱你胜过日本人爱触手色情片
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
让我们一起活在这个世界上就像一个印度女孩的一字眉
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
我们应该随着偏见起舞
I'm just playing You know I love you guys
我开玩笑的你知道我爱你们
But seriously don't hump any sheep