Orphan Tears - Your Favorite Martian

It was a weekend and you can't stop
那是一个周末你停不下来
Us from going to the local dance spot
我们去了当地的舞会
Instead of drinking imported beers
而不是喝进口啤酒
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
有人带来了一瓶孤儿泪
We popped the top We know what was in it
我们打开车篷我们知道里面装了什么
Yeah we were all so stupid to sip it
我们都愚蠢至极竟然啜饮美酒
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic
孤儿的眼泪让人产生幻觉
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget
我喝了一口酒看见一个长着两个脑袋的侏儒
Then the room filled with colors and shapes
房间里充满了各种颜色和形状
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
突然之间DeeJay全身都是蛇
Oh snap And what made it worse
可恶是什么让情况变得更糟
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf
我发誓我看见一只独角兽和一只蓝精灵亲热
Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's a*s
然后一道彩虹出现在Wax的脑袋里
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
他给我一点那种东西就断成两半了
Yo Deejay Are you still there
DJ你还在听吗
Yeah I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair
我想勾搭这个坐轮椅的女孩
Alright Chill there I think a bulimic
好吧冷静点我想我得了贪食症
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
Carebear可能会和耶稣吵一架
I don't believe it I'm gonna be sea sick
我不敢相信我快要晕船了
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip
这些孤儿泪让我心神不宁
Little children near and far
孩子们无论远近
Don't know where your parents are
不知道你的父母在哪里
Cry directly in this jar
直接在罐子里哭泣
I will drink it at the bar
我会在酒吧喝酒
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮着孤儿泪
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮啜饮孤儿泪
Sip sippin' on sip sippin' on
酣快畅饮啜饮畅饮
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮啜饮孤儿泪
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
孤儿泪让我感觉从未有过这种感觉
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor
我试着跳舞但我在舞池里睡着了
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like Hello with the pudding
我发誓我看见比尔·考斯比就像《哈喽》里的布丁
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody
他穿着内衣跳舞炫耀他的木头
I ran to the bathroom Everything's in slow mo
我跑去厕所一切都慢悠悠的
I couldn't throw up because the toilet bowl called me a homo
我吐不出来因为马桶把我叫做同性恋
I barfed up a kitten and I'm feeling strange
我吐了一只小猫我感觉怪怪的
Sippin' these Orphan Tears now it's got me seeing things
啜饮着孤儿泪让我幡然醒悟
Little children near and far
孩子们无论远近
Don't know where your parents are
不知道你的父母在哪里
Cry directly in this jar
直接在罐子里哭泣
I will drink it at the bar
我会在酒吧喝酒
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮着孤儿泪
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮啜饮孤儿泪
Sip sippin' on sip sippin' on
酣快畅饮啜饮畅饮
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮啜饮孤儿泪
All up in the VIP section straight relaxed
在贵宾区尽情放纵放松身心
The DJ playing my favorite tracks
DJ播放着我最喜欢的歌
Waitress asked what can I bring you
服务员问我要点什么
I said the most expensive thing on the menu
我说菜单上最贵的东西
She came back with a glass of liquid
她拿着一杯酒回来
I said I asked for something different
我说我的要求不一样
This looks like a normal beer
这看起来就像普通啤酒
She said no it's Orphan Tears
她说不这是孤儿泪
Took a swig Then I walked down where the dance floor is
喝了一大口酒我走到舞池中央
Whole club looking like a forest
整个夜店看起来就像一片森林
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus
DeeJay变成了雷龙
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris
夜店里的每个人都像ChuckNorris
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
我想跑去厕所但是
I did I felt a vacuum suction
我感受到了真空的吸引力
Pulling me back slow
慢慢地将我挽回
Dance floor turned into a black hole
舞池变成了黑洞
Spinning around horribly
天旋地转
Feeling like Dorothy
感觉就像桃乐茜
Woke up and was still at home
醒来之后依然在家
Orphan Tears got us in the zone
孤儿泪让我们兴奋不已
Little children near and far
孩子们无论远近
Don't know where your parents are
不知道你的父母在哪里
Cry directly in this jar
直接在罐子里哭泣
I will drink it at the bar
我会在酒吧喝酒
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮着孤儿泪
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮啜饮孤儿泪
Sip sippin' on sip sippin' on
酣快畅饮啜饮畅饮
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears
啜饮啜饮孤儿泪