The Unofficial Smithers Love Song(其他) - Your Favorite Martian

Hey Mr Burns You thought your money could buy you the world
I said hey there Mr Burns I happen to notice that you don't have a girl
Smithers loves you Burns Why do you ignore him
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away you should move in toward him
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign
We know you're straight dude I really hate to
Say there's no way anyone else would date you
Straight out the gay scene How do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy
All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you
Hey Mr Burns Hey Mr Burns
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend
Hey Mr Burns Hey Mr Burns
Hey Mr Burns I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance
I said hey there Mr Burns Yeah so what if he's a man
We know you're blind old man but you can hear me talking
You're always home alone You ain't Macaulay Culkin
You ain't a Flintstone Pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time
And while relationships have their twists and turns
You know he'll never leave you Don't you Mr Burns
So you should give him a shot and maybe help the guy
And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style
All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you
Hey Mr Burns Hey Mr Burns
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend
Hey Mr Burns Hey Mr Burns