Tig Ol’ Bitties(Explicit) - Your Favorite Martian

It was the first day back to school.
Cuttin' up in class.
Actin' like a tool.
Friends were rollin' in.
We started talkin' about the summer.
Deejay saw "Twilight"
Bummer
I spoke up and I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls 9′s or 10′s
Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties.
I can't believe my eyes.
In a contest they'd win first prize.
Double D guarantee I was checkin' their size.
It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise.
Or Earth and Mars having some fun.
Wait I take that back it's like two of the sun.
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties.
Tig ol' bitties.
Mt Fuji brought it's twin
Tig ol' bitties.
Two melons in a shirt.
Tig ol' bitties.
Tig ol' bitties
I put books in my lap.
Tig ol' bitties.
Head bobbing as she walks.
Tig ol' bitties.
Oh my god
Tig ol' bitties.
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Tig ol' bitties
Kept trippin' in class
Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt
Boobs having a fiesta.
Later in lab we were messin' with test tubes.
Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest.
Boobs
Wasn't paying attention.
Got busted.
Had to serve detention.
In biology we talked about the bees.
The best kind of bees.
Boobies
I can't believe my mind.
I old a poker face to her two of a kind.
With each step her breasts gettin' redefined.
I'm making my move.
I'm thinking it's time.
Oh snap
I'm gonna ask her to prom
And in my head she responds
"You're the bomb"
Feeling nervous so I count to three.
"I like your boobs."
"Go to prom with me
Tig ol' bitties
King Kong boobs.
Tig ol' bitties.
Great tracks of land.
Tig ol' bitties.
Tig ol' bitties
Like my balls.
Tig ol' bitties.
Real big.
Tig ol' bitties.
Oh my god
Tig ol' bitties.
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Tig ol' bitties
She said yes so I'm getting ready.
Stain on my shirt
Mom's spaghetti.
I pick her up and I'm pretty sure
That she'll let me motorboat like
Br-br-br-br-br.
I try to cop a feel once we get to school.
She said "no touching. That's the rule."
Principal walks up on the scene.
"It's time to announce prom king and queen."
"You favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties."
"Congratulations to you both on winning."
Time slowed down and she jumped for joy.
Then out of her dress jumped something more.
Tissues flew and rained from the sky.
Oh my god
You stuff your shirt
Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt.
Aw
Fake ol' bitties.
Wow
Fake o' bitties
You're breaking my heart with
Fake o' bitties
You're crushing my dreams with
Fake ol' bitties
Fake ol' bitties
I can't believe it
Fake ol' bitties.
You really suck
Fake ol' bitties
I can't believe you would do that.
Fake ol' bitties
Why would you do that Were you just trying to get everyone's attention
Those aren't boobs They're lies Lies I tell you
But you know I'm still down to make out if you if you want to want to come back with me
You know what nevermind