Moaning Mini Gets Beamed up by a Ufo - Joker’s Daughter

Moaning Mini Gets Beamed up by a Ufo - Joker's Daughter
Moaning Mini stands so tidy
What she got to say
No one wants to hear it
So she's brushed away
She moans about the particles
The ones that don't adhere
To all her wants and needs
And oh she's so in despair
One day she will moan too much
And all the sky will gobble her up
Her words like spattered gun fire
They shoot out frantically
And nothing's ever perfect
Never faultlessly
I wonder if we fed her lots of chocolates
Her pointed ears and sputtered mouth
Would dissipate
Yes one day she may moan too much
And all the sky will gobble her up
Mini wants a worm hole
To make all stand still
So she can catch a fire
Do impossible
She doesn't have broom
'Cause she failed her flying test
And all who look upon her
Have to watch her in jest
Then one day she did moan too much
A UFO came and beamed her up
The UFO was perfectly symmetrical
It blinded all the people
Made them all stand still
So Mini got her portal
But alas she was not heard
'Cause where she was about to go
There were no words
The beings they did not
Have ears or mouths to speak
They only corresponded telepathically
So all of Mini's moans
Were lost in space
And she has disappeared without a trace