Clap Your Hands(Album Version) - LL Cool J

Clap Your Hands (Album Version) - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷)
Yeah I like that guitar man yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin
It was a good idea man knahmsayin Yeah
It's kinda like freakin me yaknahmsayin
I wanna get hype man
I wanna do this yaknahmsayin
Just gon' chill check it out
Slick as Vasoline smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail
They leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman
You rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer
You look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me holmes
Do I look like a mattress
Am I that old do I walk like Grady
I'ma hundred fifty proof Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat know
What I'm sayin Mickey Mouse
The poetry specialist so take a dose of this
Now think about it can
You really come close to this
You soft as powder weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes messin with the Ruler
The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
I said clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
You end up underneath my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo
I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother
You're goin out like Sega
Chewed so whassup dude
One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad I can suck my own dick
If you go to your girl's house
And I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough
It's like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin
He was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth and I'ma give birth
To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin so how we goin out
LOVELY and that's without a doubt
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
I said clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Rappers are my servants
They serve me like an emperor
When I'm through
You'll need a nurse to take your temperature
And cool you down cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over what's my name Goofy
You smoke I'm no joke
So my brother break out the looseys
And take a pull cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician
Wreck sh*t and dissapear
Don't cross me or lose your loyalty
To the Prince of the Rap Court I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle
It's a shame how rappers guzzle
Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
To shut em up and cut em up
And make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT so don't even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand
You better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks squats push ups the whole nine
Speak your piece then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle
Why don'tcha just forget it
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
But if you're hard headed
You still don't understand
Here's a little sample EHM EHM my man
Hello
Takes everything you've got
Sure would help a lot
Check my stats how we livin I thought so
I'm fresh oh yes but can they flow hell no
My rhymes are up to date excellent on point
I'm tellin you they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer so now Y'KNOW
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Cause I rock the house everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
KnowhatI'msayin
And I'ma be straight til the year 3000
That's word to mother knahmsayin
And I say mother with a V
Cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin
Cause I'm the victor in this game word up
Knahmsayin That's what time it is peace