Masturbate For Life - DJ Lubel

Masturbate For Life - DJ Lubel

Well it's prom night
在这舞会之夜
I am all alone and man I feel so lame
我只是个孤独的糟糕男
Across de gym stands the girls of my dreams
在舞池的另一边 是我梦中的女神
But she doesn't even know my name
但她连我的名字都不知道
As I stare my heart skips a beat
每次凝视她 我都会面红心跳
She leaves me breathless I can't pretend
她令我窒息 我无法假装
I known that I can't offer her much
我知道我不能给她什么
But I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend
但起码一定比她的蠢货男友好
You may never want me
你从来都不需要我
But my love for you is true
但我对你的爱千真万确
So everywhere I go baby
所以无论我去哪里 女孩
I'll be touching myself to you
我会情不自禁地抚摸自己
Ohh I'll masturbate to you in the shower
我会在洗澡时对你想入非非
In the cafeteria during lunch hour
午餐时在食堂里对你想入非非
Gonna play with myself in my parent's car
甚至在父母的车子里对你
To you
想入非非
Ohh I'll masturbate to you on the beach
我会在沙滩上对你想入非非
In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth
洗牙时在牙医椅上对你想入非非
I'll never see you again after tonight
过了今晚我不会再有机会见到你
But I'll masturbate to you for life
但我这一辈子都会对你想入非非
Don't you dare judge me on how I express my love
你们怎么可以评判我表达爱的方式
You can write poetry me I'll rub and tug
你们可以选择写诗 我选择对她想入非非
Ohh I'll never hold you
我没有机会牵着你的手
Lay with you in the sand
和你一起躺在沙滩上
Go life your life girl
去追求自己的生活吧 女孩
Cause I'll being making love to my hand
因为我会用自己的手享受欢愉
Ohh I'll masturbate to you like a fiend
我会像个恶魔一样对你想入非非
On martin luther king day and during halloween
在每个马丁路德日和万圣节
Stroking every single night of hanukah
光明节的每一晚都不例外
To you
对你想入非非
Ohh I'll masturbate to you over sea's
我会在远方对你想入非非
On the eiffel tower and while meeting the queen
在埃菲尔特塔上 在见女王时
Honney go with him I'll be alright
亲爱的 跟他走吧 我没关系
Cause I'll masturbate to you for life
因为我这一辈子都会对你想入非非
Life is so lonely without you
没有你的生活是多么孤独
There's only so much jerking one guy can do
我只能这样缓解我的寂寞
But why this devotion
但我为什么对你这么忠诚
I've wasted all my lotion
我已经浪费了很多沐浴露
Baby I was blind but now I can see
宝贝 我以前太盲目 现在终于明白
Ohh I'll masturbate as you grow old with me
我会对你想入非非 与你一同老去
Every single birthday and anniversary
在每个生日和纪念日对你想入非非
In the delivery room as our first child is born
在产房里 当我们的第一个孩子出生
Ohh I'll masturbate to you and you alone
我只会对你想入非非
Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home
当我们在养老院含饴弄孙
You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow
你是我需要的一切 我一定是错过了你
But I'll masturbate
但我会对你
And I'll masturbate
我会对你
So I'll masturbate to you
所以我会对你想入非非
Right now
就是现在