Too Drunk To F**k - The Valkyrians

Too Drunk To F**k - The Valkyrians
To a went party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And i started up a fight
But now i am jaded
Youre out of luck
Im rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Im too drunk too drunk too drunk
To f**k
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In eraserhead
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Its all i need right now
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Im sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to f**k
Im about to drop
My heads a mess
The only salvation is
Ill see never you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f**kin retainer
Put it in your purse
Im to f**k
You're to drunk to f**k
Too drunk to f**k
Its all i need right now oh baby
Im melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now i got diarrhea
Too drunk to f**k
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah