You Can’t Dance - LL Cool J

He man I've seen ya think ya rockin it on the floor
我看到你了 想着你在舞池上翻滚
You look like a moron who let you in the door
你看起来像个傻瓜 谁让你躺在地上的
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed
坦白地说 也许你的脚是畸形的
They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on
当你穿上舞鞋 他们也许会打你
You can't dance
你不能跳舞
Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor
为何你不把脚放在地上
Homeboy whats the use
有什么用呢
Anytime you wanna step aside a party
任何时候你想避开舞会
First think of an excuse
请先想一个理由
You dance like a fat old lady
你跳起舞来像一个老胖的女人
Not sayin that fat old ladies ain't nice
不是说胖女人不好
But every time you try to get one move right
但每次你想正确地舞动
The old lady then did it twice
胖女人就会做两次
You can't dance
你不能跳舞
Youve been a dancing disco disaster
你跳迪斯科就像一场灾难
The worst I ever saw
那是我见过最糟糕的
They should dropkick you on the neck
他们会踢飞你的
And drag you off the floor
把你拖离舞池
In every discotheque I see you there
在每一个迪斯科舞厅 我都看到了你
In the middle of the crowd
在人群中
Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around
就像你有八九只左脚一样四处移动
You can't dance
你不能跳舞
Take my advice don't move
听我的 别动
Youll never get the knack
你永远掌握不了技巧
If I danced like you Id sneak out the party
如果我跳得像你这么糟糕 我会悄悄溜走
And wouldn't be coming back
不会再回来
On the floor you're a dinosaur yeah boy thats how you move
舞池上你就像头恐龙 那就是你舞动的方式
You look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon
你看起来就像唐老鸭
You can't dance
你不能跳舞
You wanna come to my party
你想来参加我的舞会
I wouldn't give you a chance
我不会给你这个机会
You tried to take breakdance lessons
你试图去学霹雳舞
Ended up in an ambulance
结果被救护车送进医院
Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold
如果他们把你放到坚硬的地面 那不有趣吗
You dance like you got arthritis already
你跳起舞来就像得了关节炎
Whatll happen when you get old
当你老了会怎么样
You can't dance
你不能跳舞
Why are you so stiff
你为何如此僵硬
Is it something that your mother did
你妈妈做了什么吗
Maybe you grew up around can't dance people
也许你在不会跳舞的人群中长大
When you were a can't dance kid
当你是个不会跳舞的小孩
You live in a can't dance house
你住在不会跳舞的房子里
Went out in a can't dance car
外出坐着不会跳舞的车
Your doofy can't dance father
你的昵称是不会跳舞之父
Got drunk in a can't dance bar
在不会跳舞的酒吧喝醉
You take a can't dance bath
你洗了一个不会跳舞的澡
Put on your can't dance cologne
喷上不会跳舞的香水
Go out to a can't dance party
去参加不会跳舞的舞会
So you wouldn't have to can't dance all alone
你没有必要一直跳舞
You can't dance
你不会跳舞
Homeboy will you please get off the floor you moron
请你离开舞池 傻瓜