Drink More Beer - Rodney Carrington

If your jobs about to kill ya but you can't afford to quit it
The best advice that I can give ya is drink more beer
When your truck keeps overheating
Cause your radiators leaking grab the brown bag at your feet
And drink more beer drink more beer drink more beer
Take the can in your hand and be d**ned
If your troubles don't up and disappear
If you've had that one too many let someone else steer
So you can drink more beer why don't you drink more beer
When your inlaws come to visit and your house feels like a prison
Stay real close to the fridge and drink more beer
When your woman won't stop naggin about you getting on the wagon
Lie and say your cutting back and drink more beer
Drink more beer drink more beer
Take the can in your hand
And be d**ned if yur troubles don't up and disappear
If the lady you're makin eyes at don't look like britney spears
Drink more beer and she will drink more beer
Everybody sing drink more beer drink more beer yeah
Take the can in your hand and be d**ned
If your troubles don't up and disappear
Cause bud makes you wiser bud light makes you lighter
And a wine cooler makes you willy put that wine cooler down
Drink more beer drink more beer
When the bar closes down we'll head into town to the quick stop
And see my old friend amir can I help you
And we'll buy more beer so we can drink more beer drink more beer
We'll drink a whole lot more beer