Mr. Bake-O(Explicit) - Adam Sandler

Mr. Bake-O (Explicit) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)
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I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
瘫坐椅中 盯着电视屏幕
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
明明没开机 却见幻象无数
I just lit some crazy a** sh*t
刚点燃朋友快递来的*违禁品*
That my friend overnight mailed to me
这玩意儿让我神魂颠倒
I'm f**king wasted
此刻我*神志不清*
It's the best sh*t I ever tasted
尝过最*带劲*的货色
I think they f**king laced it
怀疑被人*加了料*
'Cause I'm so d**n lambasted
搞得我*彻底崩溃*
Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
朋友来访 我为他备好烟枪
I told him he better go easy
劝他悠着点别太疯狂
With this sh*t but he didn't believe the hype
他却对这玩意儿不屑一顾
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
连抽三斗只为证明自己能扛
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked
两分钟后已赤身裸体玩双陆棋
He's f**king wasted
他彻底迷失方向
It's the best sh*t he ever tasted
说这是此生最美妙的滋味
He's lost in f**king spaced
在虚幻中彻底沉沦
'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted
因为他已经彻底神志不清
Oh I spent the last two hours
我花了整整两个小时
Hiding under my bed
躲在床底下不敢出来
'Cause I looked in the garbage can
因为我往垃圾桶里看了一眼
And I think I saw my uncle louie's head
好像看见了我叔叔路易的脑袋
I'm f**king wasted
此刻我*神志不清*
Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
我的朋友对着我的宠物鸟喷了一口烟
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
那只鸟疯狂大笑 开始满屋子跳太空步
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
他被烤面包机线绊倒 鸟喙着地摔得狼狈
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak
盯着我俩突然开口 声音含糊又怪异
I'm f**king wasted
此刻我*神志不清*
It's the best sh*t I've ever tasted
这玩意儿简直爽到飞起
My brain's been erased
我的大脑像被格式化
Well f**king fried
彻底被**搞到宕机
Now I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
现在泡在浴缸里 疯狂渴望食物
I wanted a pizza the bird said pepperoni would be sweet
我想点披萨 那只鸟却说香肠口味最带劲
Delivery guy showed up four hours later handed me his shoe
送货小哥四小时后现身 递给我他的鞋
I said we ordered pizza buddy what the hell's up with you
我说我们点的是披萨 老兄你这是闹哪样
I'm f**king wasted
此刻我*神志不清*
It's the best sh*t I ever f**king tasted
这玩意儿真是我尝过最带劲的
Oh f**king sh*t
哦天呐
I'm way too baked
我飘得太高了