XXL - Keith Anderson

Keith Anderson - XXL
Well momma was exhausted after she had me
It took two nurses to hold me one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to momma and shook his head
Whiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
This boy is way off the charts as far as I can tell
Ooo bpppp momma he's a double xl
By second grade I was 5 2
By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe
In eighth grade I was shopping at the big and tall
And the coaches had me playing high school football
Uncle roy said boy you'll make the nfl
Ooo bbppp son you're a double xl
Double xl double xl
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double xl double xl
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bbbppp baby I'm a double xl
Here we go
Country cuties in texas
String bikinis in florida
Barbie dolls driving lexus out in california
A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
I'll yank their yankees ring their southern belles
They say ooo bbbppp we love a double xl
Double xl double xl
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double xl double xl
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bppp baby I'm a double xl
Well double xl double xl
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
Double xl double xl
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooo bppp baby I'm a double xl
Well if you have any doubts
You can see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double xl
Ooo bppp yeah I'm a double xl
Yeaaah
Oh boy
Triple xl too