Man’s Best Friend - Ice Cube

I can dig it
Dog catcher dog catcher
I can dig it
Dog catcher dog catcher
Here's another topic I'm addressing
So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your a** back and comprehend
As I let you know about man's best friend
Now remember it used to be a dog like Lassie
But now in ninety one it's a gun if you asked me
Just like a Jimmy hat's used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexing
Cause if you run up and try to play mine
I'd rather have a AK than a f**king canine
Cause if you shot your gun and my dog tried to fetch her
Me and the dog's going out on a stretcher
And I ain't with that so I gotta get that
Big black gat aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog fool he'll sh*t in the den
Nowadays a gat is man's best friend
Dog catcher dog catcher
I can dig it
Dog catcher dog catcher
I can dig it
Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I can't put a motherf**king pitbull
Under a coat in the small of my back
So I gotta take my biretta and I betcha
It'll probably work a one hundred percent better
'Cause it'll keep me out of danger
With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So this goes to all y'all intruders
Beware of the owner cause the owner is a shooter
I don't just wanna give your a** rabies
I'd rather have your a** pushing up daisies
And I can't do that with Benji
Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog fool he'll sh*t in the den
Nowadays a gat is man's best friend
Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs
Hey I got shots fired here send me another unit
The profile of a typical American gun owner is this
Over thirty white male middle class
Take that motherf**kers