Opening Act - Ugly Duckling

Alright
Everybody over here
I need one straight line
Alright
Let's see tickets
Id's
Alright
Thank you
Turn around
Hands on your head
Ah
What you got here
Okay
No
No problem
Thank you very much
Enjoy the show tonight
Cool
We're in
Man
It's gonna be d**e
Can't wait
Who's opening act
Who cares
Yo yo yo
How everybody doin tonight
Let me welcome y'all to the show
Everybody ready to party
Yeah yeah
Brought to you by meatshake
Now I know who y'all came here to see
But before they come out
Uh
We got
We got this one group
Uh
What are they called
Oh that's right
Yeah
Ugly duckling
Everybody
Ugly duckling
How's everybody doin
We're the opening act
We do a couple songs and we don't come back
And when we're finished we'll be hoping you clap
We're the opening act
1 2
What's up y'all
We're the opening act and we're here tonight
At a club near you with the band you like
In fact
It's your favorite band
You're a superfan
Who wouldn't miss it for the world
So you thought up a plan
You bought your tickets in advance
You left your house on time
You drove 45 minutes
Then you waited in line
And when you finally got in and made your way to the stage
You were very disappointed when we started to play
We're the opening act
Please try to be patient
We been writing songs and rehearsin in our basement
This isn't just a gig
It's a place to be seen
And a chance to be heard
See
We're chasin a dream
And we truly hope that you'll enjoy the way we entertain
So when you go home you'll remember our name
We know you waited two years for your favorite band to tour
But you're stuck watchin us who you never heard before
We're the opening act
Some people even poke fun and they laugh
But most just drink and smoke in the back
Know why
We're the opening act
Boom chick boom boom chick
We're the opening act
We get drinks and snacks
And a backstage pass and some money for gas
The stage manager asks
"Are you ready to go"
There's only 50 people here and it's a sold out show
Can't we wait until the club is full
"No
You gotta hurry"
"The schedule says you need to be done by 8:30"
8:30
Why so early
There's a line around the block
"No one cares about the band in the opening spot"
We're the opening act
We don't have any hits
The club owner and the show promoter don't know we exist
So we're never on the flyers or the marquees
It's so quiet when we play
I hear people drop their car keys
A couple people rock
A couple people boo
But most just wish that we were through
So the biggest cheer we get is when I say
"Here's the last song"
Cause they know the headliner is about to come on
We're the opening act
We hope you have a nice evening
We'll keep working harder and we'll never stop believing
Maybe some day we'll ride the tour bus
And you'll be coming out to see us
But for now we're the opening act
On with the show
We're gonna be in yo town soon
We're the opening act
To the people on the right
We're the opening act
On with the show
Even when promoters give us the cold shoulder
We're the opening act
To the people on the left
Somebody say I wanna rock right now
Come on
Say I wanna rock right now
Everybody
Say I wanna rock right now
Anybody
Come on
Say I wanna rock right now
Please
You guys suck
We are the opening act
That's us
Ugly duckling
Enjoy the show
Here we go