Meatshake - Ugly Duckling

I've been havin meatshake for forty years
I love meatshake
Meat and shake
That's all I need
M hm
I have meatshake every day at school
Look
When I'm hungry I need some meat
I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at veggie hut
Meat to the shizzake
Bro
I down lots of meatshakes
Man
I'd love to taste the secret
Lunch break
Only got a half an hour
Gotta get something in my system
I go to meatshake
Eat at meatshake
Taste the secret at meatshaaaaake
Hey
Meatshakes are so soft
I can eat em without my dentures
Well hi
Welcome to meatshake where you can 'taste the secret'
And when I tell you what it is
You won't believe it
There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it
Everything we serve has meat in it
But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate
It all has meat
What
What about the green salad and the cookies you bake
Everything has meat
Oh
It's nice and tender
Mixed in a blender
Don't you want some meat
Yeah
So hot and steamy
Yet smooth and creamy
Come and get your meat
Hey
Now when your body's hungerin
Drive on down and stumble in
Come on
Give us half a chance
I promise that you'll come again
If you're not carniverous consider us a challenge
You're too lean and need some proteine
We got it by the gallons
Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer
The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register
Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat
Our competition's food is crap
Who would wanna pay for that
Please try a beef pie