Y2k(Album Version) - Loudon Wainwright III

Y2k (Album Version) - Loudon Wainwright III
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A bunch of nerdy brainy guys a long way back
一群书呆子很久以前
Invented a crazy little thing they called the univac
发明了叫UNIVAC的疯狂小玩意
For years now they've been upgrading that thing
多年来他们不断升级
It can walk talk count and think it can even sing
它能走能说会算会想甚至能歌唱
It can help you at school church business and work
在学校教堂公司都能帮你忙
Makes you feel like a genius even though you're just a jerk
让你感觉像个天才尽管你只是个傻瓜
You get a computer you sit it in your lap
你买了电脑放在膝上
It does a little bit of this
它能做点这个
It does a whole lotta that
它能做许多许多事
It can boot you up it can load you down
既能启动你也能拖垮你
With that little bitty mouse you're gonna rule this town
用那小小的鼠标你就能主宰这座城
But you're headed for trouble I do believe
但我确信你正走向麻烦
It's coming your way on new year's eve now
新年前夜它就会找上门
Whoa what do you know
哇 你可知道
A few more measly more months to go
仅剩短短数月时光
Hey what do you say
嘿 你有何话说
Now here it comes now Y 2 K
千禧危机即将降临
No it ain't a virus it's just a little glitch
这不是病毒 只是个小故障
It wasn't done by some crazy hackin son of a b**ch
并非某个疯狂黑客的恶作剧
And sadaam didn't do it can't blame him
与萨达姆无关 别冤枉他
No it's a geek with the glasses and the stupid silly grin
都怪那个戴眼镜傻笑的极客
Billionaire Bill that's the one you can hate
首富比尔才是众矢之的
If you want to blame someone blame Bill Gates
若要追责就找比尔·盖茨
Bill Gates
比尔·盖茨
Bill said we'd make money Bill said we'd have fun
比尔说我们会发财 比尔说我们会快乐
But remember hal the computer in 2001
但别忘了2001年的电脑哈尔
We're in a time machine going back my friend
我们乘着时光机回到过去
Doin 1900 all over again
重新经历1900年的轮回
We're headed for trouble I do believe
我确信我们正走向灾难
It's coming your way on new year's eve now
新年前夜它就会找上门
Whoa what do you know
哇 你可知道
A few more measly more months to go
仅剩短短数月时光
Hey what do you say
嘿 你有何话说
Now here it comes now Y 2 K
千禧危机即将降临
We've been trucking down the information superhighway
我们曾驰骋在信息高速路上
But we'll be on a dirt road come Y 2 K
但千年虫会让道路变泥泞
Call me old fashioned call me a fool
说我守旧也好 笑我愚蠢也罢
And you can call me a Luddite you can call me uncool
骂我是卢德分子 说我不够时髦
But we used to imagine question and dream
我们曾经会想象 会质疑 会做梦
And now all of our answers come up on some screen
如今所有答案都来自冰冷的屏幕
We're headed for trouble I do believe
我确信我们正走向灾难
It's coming your way on new year's eve
新年前夜它就会降临你身旁
Y 2 K
千年虫危机
Breakdown you better get ready be very afraid
系统崩溃 你最好做好准备 恐惧万分
Because your money's no good you'll never get paid
因为钞票将成废纸 工资永远无法到账
And the car won't start and the phone won't work
汽车无法发动 电话失去信号
And the juice won't squeeze and the coffee won't perk
果汁挤不出来 咖啡机停止运转
No more decaf latte baby
再没有低因拿铁了 亲爱的
You'll be doing the monkey but there'll be a new twist
你仍会手舞足蹈 却带着全新恐慌
You'll still be alive but you will not exist
肉体尚在人间 灵魂已然消亡
The stock market will crash the air traffic will stop
股市将崩盘 航班全停航
You won't find a doctor
寻医问药无门
Forget about a cop
执法者也消亡
There'll be a lot of lawyers with plenty to do
律师们将迎来业务繁忙
It's apocalypse now at a theatre near you
末日降临在你家隔壁影院
We're headed for trouble I do believe
我确信我们正走向灾难
It's coming your way on new year's eve
新年前夜它就会降临你身旁
Meanwhile
与此同时
Way over there in the old ancient Middle East
在那遥远的古老中东之地
Them doomsday boys is having a feast
末日信徒们正欢宴畅饮
The end is at hand they're down on their knees
末日将至 他们跪地祈祷
They've been checking out all the bad ass prophesies
翻阅着种种凶险预言
This Y 2 K it's the latest craze
这Y2K 是最新的狂热
It's lock and load for the final days
为末日降临 严阵以待
Well I saw you on the plane playing solitaire
飞机上见你玩着接龙游戏
On that little laptop with nary a care
小笔记本前无忧无虑
Life's easy now but it could get hard
生活惬意却暗藏危机
Pretty soon you're gonna have to use a deck of real cards
很快你就得用实体扑克代替
We're headed for trouble I do believe
我确信我们正走向灾难
It's coming your way on new year's eve now
新年前夜它就会找上门
Whoa what do you know
哇 你可知道
A few more measly more months to go
仅剩短短数月时光
Hey what do you say coming at ya' Y 2 K
嘿 你准备好迎接千年虫危机了吗
Y 2 K
千年虫危机
Y 2 K
千年虫危机
Y 2 K
千年虫危机
Y 2 K
千年虫危机