Beverly Kills 50187 - Joseph Bruce

Guess who's coming to your big town
Juggling jesters kick it clown
Circus sound painted frown
Carnival of Carnage creeping round
I'm Violent J and I'm sick
They try to run me down
But you know I'm too slick
And I slip and slide like a Slinky
Slip and slide with my Twinkie
Welcome to my world as it winds and it twists
I'mma kick a funky little rhyme that you missed
Boo loo chewy woowie doo boo
And you'd be f**ked up if that was really Voodoo
Come see the wonder the show of your life
See me breathe fire and swallow a knife right
I ain't swallowing nothing Jack
But I can juggalo like you never thought you'd ever know
And we packing that funk
With a snap and a clap and a jump jump
So chicky chicky freak if you want to be down
Step on up and kiss the clown
And kiss the clown
Kiss the clown
On up kiss the clown
Step on up and kiss the clown
Stop the bus Violent J comes out
Barrels to your face and blow your f**king face off
'Cause you know my mind is gone dead oh
Happen to catch me a Beverly show
Body fell asleep but my mind goes on
Welcome to the world of the Juggla's dome
First day I enrolled in the high school
Butt naked with a axe
Wow he's so cool
Stand up and say your name tell us about yourself
My name's 2 d**e and I cut necks all to Hell
Dylan Dylan I'm trying to find Dylan
I'm finna cut his throat with a carnie carnie killin'
Rich boy never seen a ghetto joker o
Slap you in the head with a sledgehamm o
Sorry Dylan didn't mean to knock ya
Then I stuffed his dead body in my locker
To the next class don't want to be late
Finna ask Brenda on a little date
I heard this b***h likes to fight in clubs
Took her to a mud match threw her pair of gloves
Watched her get her a*s beat by a fat dyke
And left the muddy a*s b***h there for the night
Woke her in the morning threw her in the trunk
Threw her in the trunk 'cause the dumb b***h stunk
How you doing Brenda mind if I bend ya
Over rover
Do me like Bundy
I'm sure you'd like that you little skank
And when I finished I stuffed her f**king head in a fish tank
Oh that's a beautiful aquarium
Yeah hey you want to see it
Hey uh here b***h
Oh wow it's lovely
Yeah yeah yeah have a closer look
Hey die b***h what's up
What are you a lung fish
W what's up Aquaman
Die b***h die
That's right b***h
Back to the school fat b***h in the locker
Couldn't fit her booty in so I cut her booty off
Sometimes I feel like I'm already in Hell
Throwing up chokin' on Delray's smell
F**k those f**king f**ks up
Rich f**ks man f**k those f**ks
Beverly Hills is Beverly Kills
I'm gonna bring ghetto carnival thrills
Where's that other little rich little fag
Looking for Brandon cause we can't stand him
I know my ottehg like boys like the bass go boom
But shh you can hear him jacking off in the boys room
Ugh ugh Dylan
Ugh I want your anus
Ugh you're so hot
Kicked in the stall then I kicked in his jaw
Kicked him in face and I kicked in his balls
Punk tried to run but he couldn't tried to wobble
Bust him in the head with a empty Faygo bottle
Took him to the staircase jumped on his face
Rode him down the bumpy chase
Can I hear him breathe one last note
Stuffed his back down his throat
Back to the locker boy oh boy oh
Back to the locker
Stuff the f**k in
Back to the locker boy oh boy oh
Back to the f**king stuff the f**k in
Walking down the hall and I'm feeling like the s**t
'Cause all that's left is one skank a*s b***h
Kelly Kelly your neden's kind of smelly
Funk down your legs and up through your belly
But I'm with Delray so funk don't fade me
Let me hit it man
You're finna kick the can
Come on b***h man
No no
You're getting ready to die anyway
No please
B***h calm down
Nuh uh
Let me get a little poontang
No
You know what I'm saying
No I can't
Let me get a little trim b***h
No
You finna die
Okay 'cause I'm not a raper
But you still make morning paper
Kelly Found Dead In Her Bathroom
Naw Kelly Found Dead In Her Dad's Room
No Kelly Found Dead In Her Back Yard
'Cause Kelly choked on a Joker's Card
Smashed up bodies chilling in my locker
Kelly wouldn't fit chop chop chop chop her
Oh no Principal know what I'm about
'Cause one of Dylan's sideburns was sticking out
Oh s**t they chase me 'cause they found the bodies
Now I run my a*s off
Yeah they're getting mad you can hear them cuss
Didn't look both ways and got hit by a bus
Crunched up under tangled in the wheels
Spit me out the muffler you know how that feels
Lost both my legs so I'm running on my hands
Then I seen Prince so I clapped 'cause I'm a big fan
And straight busted my face on the street
And here come the police
And