Mad Professor - Insane Clown Posse

Mad Professor - Insane Clown Posse
I was never popular this I'll admit f**k school
Never liked me Goo
All the kids would always beat me until I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that sh*t never bothered me Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti well my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though like a frog with a turkey neck
Gobblegobblegobble it was the sh*t (yeah)
But I'm still lonely I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But f**k that I got my girlie right here yeah
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother f**kers
Like what eighty
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps Even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little b**ches I'll skin your f**king hides "
Stressful this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Sh*t F**k I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like Quasar and Ziphalo
Or better yet look out the f**king window
I see a storms coming almost time to roll
Screw the head on come on come on
It's the thuggish ruggish bone
Okay it's time hit the switch turn it up a hert
F**k Sh*t Didn't work
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But f**k that cause I ain't no failure
I put the sh*t with the things and this with that
Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that rocky rye pour it in a cup
It will do exactly hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man f**k that
Get him fat get him ready it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up just like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this sh*t
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work You make the call
Shaggy (What up y'all)
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity