The Goat Song(Explicit) - Adam Sandler

The Goat Song (Explicit) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)
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I am a simple goat
我是一只单纯的山羊
I live on the back of a pick up truck
我生活在一辆卡车的后厢
The old man tied me
老人用绳子将我拴住
Here with a 3 foot rope
一根三英尺长的绳索
Am I happy he don't give a f**k
我是否快乐 他毫不在乎
Hey goat
嘿 山羊
I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick
我要用山核桃棍打爆你的头
Sometimes he uses his fists
有时他会用拳头
He's filled with anger and filled with rage
他心中充满愤怒与怨恨
And tells me I smell like piss
还说我身上有尿骚味
His drink Jimmy Bean
他喝着吉米豆酒
His chaser a bear
配着啤酒下肚
After that various alcohols
之后又是各种烈酒
That's when the beatings get so severe
那时他的殴打变得格外凶狠
Asleep I pray he falls
我祈祷他能在睡梦中倒下
But don't feel sorry for me
但请不要为我感到难过
Things weren't always this bad
事情并非总是如此糟糕
Why when I was a young talking goat
当我还是只会说话的小山羊时
The old man was just like my dad
老人曾像父亲一样待我
I come from the hills of Europe
我来自欧洲的山丘
That's where I met the old man
在那里我遇见了老人
He was lost in the woods
他在森林中迷了路
I gave him directions
我为他指引方向
He gave me a tuna can
他给了我一个金枪鱼罐头
Then he stopped in his tracks
然后他停下脚步
And he said
并说道
Hey goat
嘿 山羊
Would you like to live with me
你愿意和我一起生活吗
I've got a house with a pick up truck
我有一所房子和一辆皮卡车
In a place across the sea
在一个遥远的地方
I said sure why not I've got no family
我说当然可以，反正我也没有家人
You seem like a nice guy
你看起来是个不错的人
So we went off to America
于是我们启程前往美国
The home of the apple pie
那片苹果派的故乡
On the boat the old man told me
在船上，老人告诉我
I would be a present for his wife
我将成为他妻子的礼物
A talking goat he exclaimed
他惊叹道，一只会说话的山羊
She'd never seen this in her life
她这辈子从未见过
I felt so special
我感到如此特别
Well I just couldn't believe it
我简直不敢相信
After all theses years I finally had a friend
经过这么多年 我终于有了一个朋友
He trimmed my beard
他修剪了我的胡子
He scraped my hooves
他清理了我的蹄子
I prayed it would never end
我祈祷这一切永远不会结束
But when we got to his house
但当我们到了他家
There was no wife
妻子已经不在
Only a short short letter
只有一封简短的信
It said I'm leaving you for your brother
它说我要离开你，去找你的兄弟
Because he f**ks me better
因为他更能满足我
His eyes filled with tears of sadness
他的眼中充满了悲伤的泪水
His heart was filled with grief
他的心中充满了痛苦
To soothe himself
为了安慰自己
He drank a pint of old granddad
他喝了一品脱老爷爷酒
And beat me like a side of beef
然后像打一块牛肉一样打我
I screamed
我尖叫着
Send me back to the hills of Europe
送我回到欧洲的山丘吧
He just shook his head and said
他只是摇摇头说
Nope
不行
No one will ever leave me again
再也不会有人离开我了
To make sure put on this 3 foot f**king rope
为了确保这一点，给我套上这根三英尺长的绳子
Present day
如今
I've been on the truck for 51 years
我在卡车上已经待了51年
My only friend is the AM radio
我唯一的朋友是那台AM收音机
Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
有时邻居的孩子们会停下来
But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw
但他们总是扔石头和啤酒瓶
At first they're excited to see a talking goat
起初他们看到会说话的山羊很兴奋
They gather around to hear what I have to say
他们围过来听我说话
But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long
但有时我的故事可能讲得太长
So they leave and giggle I need a bidet
于是他们笑着离开，说我需要个净身器
But you know there was a night
但你知道，有一个夜晚
That I did get off the truck
我确实从卡车上下来了
When the old man was passed out drunk
当老人醉得不省人事时
Three neightborhood kids took me
三个邻居家的孩子带我
To a rock n roll concert
去了一场摇滚音乐会
The kind of music old school funk
那种老派的放克音乐
It was the first time I got off the truck
那是我第一次离开卡车
The music made me lose control
音乐让我失去了控制
The lead singer asked if we were having fun
主唱问我们是否玩得开心
I said F**king crank that rock n roll
我说：**尽情摇滚吧
The women at the show were beautiful
演出中的女人们美丽动人
As they danced sexily on the soft grass
她们在柔软的草地上性感起舞
One of them even petted my fur
其中一人甚至轻抚我的毛发
F**k me in the goat a**
让我感到意外
Then some long haired guys grabbed me by the horns
然后几个长发男子抓住我的角
And threw me in the mosh pit
将我扔进了人群
They passed me around and treated me nice
他们轮流传递我，对我友善
Till I nerviously sprayed them with sh*t
直到我紧张地弄脏了他们
Then the music stopped
然后音乐停止了
And everything was quite
一切都安静下来
And all the rock n rollers started a f**king goat riot
所有的摇滚乐手开始了一场混乱的山羊骚动
Kill the goat
杀死那只山羊
Kill the goat
杀死那只山羊
Kill the goat
杀死那只山羊
Kill the goat
杀死那只山羊
They chased me under the bleachers
他们追着我跑到了看台下面
They chased me onto the street
他们追我到街上
They chased me into an alley
他们追我到巷子里
And said I was a dead f**king goat meat
说我已是死路一条
But then I saw a sight
但随后我看到了
That I never thought I'd see
我从未想过会看到的景象
The old man swinging his hickory stick
老人挥舞着他的木棍
But he wasn't swinging at me
但他并没有朝我挥来
F**k you pot smoking turkeys
去你的那些家伙
Don't you press your luck
别自找麻烦
The long hairs ran away screaming
长发的人们尖叫着逃跑
As I scrambled onto the truck
我慌乱地爬上卡车
When we got home the old man said
回到家后老人说
Goat you broke the sacred law
山羊，你打破了神圣的规矩
No
不
Please
求求你
Sorry
对不起
Sh*t
该死
I'll let it go this time but if you leave again
这次我放过你，但如果你再离开
I'll break your f**king jaw
我会打碎你的下巴
Super
超级
Great
很棒
Okay
好的
Thank you old man for saving my life
感谢老人救了我的命
Thank you again and again
一次又一次地感谢你
You could have let them barbeque me
你本可以让他们把我烤了
But you acted like a friend
但你却表现得像个朋友
I'm not your friend
我不是你的朋友
I don't even like you
我甚至不喜欢你
I'm just not drunk he said
我只是没喝醉，他说
To prove his point
为了证明他的观点
He drank a bottle of grain alcohol
他喝了一瓶谷物酒精
And beat the f**king sh*t out of my head
然后狠狠地打我的头
Ow

Ow

You're hurting me old man
你弄疼我了，老头
That night I served a concussion
那晚我遭受了脑震荡
Deep inside my goat brain
在我山羊大脑的深处
I still cannot feel my tailbone
我依然感觉不到我的尾骨
And I'll probably never walk straight again
我可能再也无法正常行走了
I guess you'd call me a scapegoat
我想你可以称我为替罪羊
A punching bag for the old man to mock
老人用来嘲弄的出气筒
Just because his wife left him
只因为他的妻子离开了他
For his brother's abnormally large cock
投向了他兄弟那异常巨大的**
He could have been my buddy
他本可以成为我的朋友
But instead he's a crazy old f**k
但如今他却是个疯狂的老家伙
And once again
又一次
I go to sleep in my eternal home
我在我永恒的家园中入睡
The back of the pick up truck
卡车的后车厢
Goodnight
晚安
Old man
老人
Yeah goodnight
是啊，晚安
Goat
山羊