Assistant Principal’s Big Day(Album Version) - Adam Sandler

Speaking through a microphone：
Good morning students and faculty
If I could have your attention please
As you may or may not know
Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection
Leaving me assistant principal Dunbar
As the school's lone administrator for the next few days
Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same
There will be some additional regulations you must also follow
Number one
Smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods
Number two
The girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office
Where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself
Number three
While showering none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia
Eye contact with me is also prohibited
Number four
Girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm
Number five
While I am ejaculating the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
Spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating
Finally rule number six
Any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended
Unless they are masturbating
If you have any questions about these new regulations
I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my a*s
Good day