Intro - Bo Burnham

Intro - Bo Burnham
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This is Bo Burnham

He's 22 years old

He's a male and he looks like the genetic product
他是个男人 长相像是长颈鹿
Of a giraffe having sex with Ellen Degeneres
与艾伦·德杰尼勒斯结合的基因产物
He has a gigantic head and tiny nipples
顶着硕大头颅 配着迷你乳头
He's isolated himself over the last five years in the pursuit of comedy
为追求喜剧梦想闭关五年
And in doing so has lost touch with reality
却在过程中与现实彻底脱节
You're an asshole Bo You hear me
*你真是个混账 波 听见没
You think you know better than me
你以为比我更懂人生
You think you know better than everybody
你以为比全世界都清醒
You will die alone and you will deserve it
你将孤独终老 这是你应得的报应
But in the meantime you might as well tell those silly jokes of yours
但在此之前 不妨继续讲那些无聊的笑话
See if that helps
看看能否带来转机
You used to do comedy when you felt like being funny
从前你只在想逗乐时才表演喜剧
But now you're contraction-ally obligated
如今却被合约束缚手脚
So dance you f**king monkey
那就跳吧 你这该死的提线木偶
Dance monkey dance
跳啊 木偶 继续跳
Welcome to the show
欢迎来到这场秀
This is Bo this is his show
这是波 这是他的秀
And Bo likes to dance like this
波喜欢这样跳舞
Welcome to the show this is Bo
欢迎来到这场秀 这是波
This is his show and Bo takes off his pants like this
这是他的秀 波这样脱裤子
Play an invisible drum
敲打看不见的鼓
Play an invisible trumpet trumpet sound
吹响无形的喇叭 喇叭声
Drink some invisible water
喝下透明的水
Oh sh*t That water's real
天啊 这水是真的
Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
Bo想让你感到自在
Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
Bo想让你感到自在
Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
Bo想让你感到自在
So sit back relax and enjoy a healthy dose of
所以请放松 享受这恰到好处的
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact
长久凝视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Prolonged eye contact Prolonged eye contact
持久对视 持久对视
Lick your lips to make it more comforting
轻舔嘴唇 让气氛更显暧昧
Do you want to see a magic trick
想看魔术表演吗
Do you want to see a magic trick
想看魔术表演吗
Do you want to see a magic trick
想看魔术表演吗
Then pick a card any card-Psyche
随便抽张牌吧 - 骗你的
Magic isn't real you idiot read a book
魔术都是假的 傻瓜 多读点书
Magic isn't real you idiot read a book
魔术都是假的 傻瓜 多读点书
Magic isn't real you idiot read a book
魔术都是假的 傻瓜 多读点书
Magic isn't real or is it
魔法真的不存在吗 或许未必
And at that moment
就在那一刻
Bo's 20 year old cynicism melted into childlike wonder
Bo积攒二十年的愤世嫉俗 化作了孩童般的天真
He never knew there could be so much magic in the world
他从未想过世间竟有如此多的魔法
It's a world of possibilities Bo
这是个充满可能性的世界啊 Bo
What do you want to do first Run
你想先做什么 奔跑吗
Yeah sure you can run
当然 你可以尽情奔跑
Fly Well yeah you can fly
飞 好吧你确实能飞
What What are you what the f**k are you do
什么 你到底在搞什么鬼
What the f**k are you doing
你他*的在干什么
Stop st-stop it
停下 快-快停下
What the f-you f**king idiot stop stop stop
你这*的白痴 停 停 快停下
Anyways In the distance Bo saw a beautiful fairy
话说回来 远处Bo看见了一位美丽的仙子
A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud
仙子美得让他感到自豪
About being called one in high school
因为高中时曾被这样称呼过
He then came across an old bridge with a troll standing guard
他偶遇一座古桥 桥头站着个守卫的巨魔
Bo knew he'd have to answer a riddle to get by
波知道必须解开谜题才能通过
The troll spoke thus:
巨魔如此说道：
Alright for the last time man I'm not a troll I'm homeless
听着最后一次声明 我不是巨魔 我是流浪汉
Ok do you have any spare change
好吧 你有零钱吗
Ok that's a used napkin I don't want that
那只是张用过的纸巾 我不需要
No no stop just you know what leave just leave please leave '
不不 停下 你知道的 走吧 请离开吧
And then as Bo arrived on the other side of the stage
当波终于抵达舞台的另一端
He saw a unicorn with five horns right in front of him
他看见一只五角兽就在眼前伫立
And the pentacorn spoke thus:
那五角兽如是说道：
Hello Bo I've been looking for you for quite a long t-ugh '
"你好啊Bo 我寻找你已很久——呃"
He was safe for now
此刻他暂且安全
But the dark thoughts would soon return
但阴暗念头终将卷土重来
It's Godzilla
是哥斯拉啊
It's so hard to be a lizard
当只蜥蜴实在太艰难
It's hard to be a lizard
做只蜥蜴如此艰难
Tiny arms itchy gizzard
短小的手臂 躁动的内脏
It's hard to be a lizard
做只蜥蜴如此艰难
But it's harder to segue
但更难的是话题转换
Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn
他在滑雪还是同志影片
Is he skiing what or is he in a gay porn
他是在滑雪还是同志影片
Is he skiing huh or is he in a gay porn
他到底在滑雪还是同志影片
Here's a hint he's in a gay porn
提示一下 他在同志影片里
Ok Bo this miming sh*t is getting pretty annoying
够了Bo 这哑剧把戏真让人烦躁
So give them the real thing
那就给他们来点真材实料
My voice is so f**king natural
我的声音天生就这么带劲
It's naturally good
浑然天成的好
Naturally good
浑然天成
Naturally good
浑然天成
This is the end of the song and the beginning of the show
歌曲到此结束 好戏正式开场
Welcome to the show
欢迎来到这场秀
That lizard part was pretty f**king stupid
那段蜥蜴表演真是蠢透了
We're recording part of the CD tonight and yeah
今晚我们正在录制专辑的一部分 是的
Good to start off with eight minutes of mime jokes for the CD
用八分钟哑剧笑话开场最适合这张专辑
I want to start off with a joke for the fellas
我想先给兄弟们讲个笑话
I don't feel like I connect with my men
总觉得和男性观众之间
In the audience as well as
不像和青春期前女孩们
I do with my prepubescent girls
那样心意相通
So where my fellas at Fellas
所以我的兄弟们在哪里 兄弟们
Yo fellas don't you hate it when you're sucking a guy's dick
嘿兄弟们 你们难道不讨厌给男人*的时候
And he ends up being a faggot Am I right
最后他成了个娘娘腔 我说得对吧
These f**king faggots with their tasty dicks
这些该死的基佬还带着美味
Alright if you'd like to leave during
好吧 如果你想中途离场
The show the exit signs are marked clearly in red
出口标识都用红色标得清清楚楚
Sort of a orangish/reddish/fiery red
算是种橙红带火焰的红色
So we'll be f**ked if we need them
真要用时就抓瞎了
But we can see them now
但现在倒能看得见
This show is called 'what '
本场演出名叫《什么》
And I hope there are some surprises geez
但愿生活还能给我些惊喜 天啊
I knocked the water over by accident
我不小心打翻了水杯
He meant to knock the water over yeah yeah yeah
他故意打翻水杯的 对对对
But you all thought it was an accident
但你们都以为是个意外
But he meant to knock the water over yeah yeah yeah
可他本就是故意打翻的 对对对
Art is lie nothing is real
艺术即谎言 万物皆虚幻
So it's called 'what ' and it's about hey cool it
所以这作品叫《什么》讲的是 嘿冷静
He meant to knock the water over yeah yeah yeah
他故意打翻水杯的 对对对
But you all thought it was an
但你们都以为这是场意外
Just take it off repeat and it won't repeat
只需关闭循环播放 就不会再重复
This is the good thing
这反而是件好事
We can edit all this in the actual CD recording
我们可以在正式CD录音里剪辑掉这段
He meant to play the track again yeah yeah yeah
他本意就是要再放一遍 对对对
But you all thought it was an accident
但你们都以为是个意外
But he meant to play the water track again-gain-gain
可他就是要重播那段水声特效
Art's still a lie nothing's still real
艺术仍是谎言 真实依旧虚无
What's the deal with segues
这些过渡段子有什么意义
Food jokes
食物笑话
How you guys doing up in the nosebleeds up top
坐在山顶位置的观众们感觉如何
Yes the nosebleeds where the coc*ine is done
没错 就是那些吸食***的顶层座位
I had a hotdog for breakfast
我早餐吃了根热狗
In Madison actually this morning
就在麦迪逊 今天早上
And yeah afterwards I felt like this whoa whoa
然后 呃 之后我感觉天旋地转
Because I couldn't control my stools Alright Jesus
因为我完全控制不住自己 天啊
For the people listening I moved the stool around a lot
为了让听众们尽兴 我不断调整着凳子的位置
This is gonna get difficult
接下来的表演会有些难度
But I'm glad you like poop-based puns
不过很高兴你们喜欢屎尿屁双关梗
That'll be a majority of the show so
这将成为演出的主要基调
Never waste a moment
永远不要浪费每个瞬间
Every moment can become a comedy moment see
每个瞬间都能化作喜剧的闪光点
Thank you so much I am
非常感谢 我是