Channel 5: The Musical(Studio) - Bo Burnham

Channel 5: The Musical(Studio) - Bo Burnham
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Tonight at 10
今晚十点档
The world is ending again
世界末日再次上演
And we know why and when
我们知晓来龙去脉
So you better watch
敬请锁定收看
We got a bit with some feminist chick
特邀女权主义者访谈
And also a picture of a starlet's crotch
附赠女星私密特写
Two people died a double homicide
双尸命案惊现
Their bodies found inside
遗体藏于室内
Of a wishing well
关于许愿井的传说
And we tackle the flaws
我们剖析这些
In these obesity laws
肥胖症法案的漏洞
In this segment that's sponsored
本节目时段由
By Taco Bell
塔可钟赞助播出
We've got violence danger sex and ***
暴力 危险 情色 与***
And it's awesome cause all of it's real
精彩绝伦因为全都真实上演
We do the illusion of news
我们制造新闻的幻象
And while you think you're choosing the views
你以为自己在选择所见所闻
That you feel
那些你认同的真相
All of this and more and live
这一切还有更多 正在直播
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
We've got Chip Walker live at the scene
现场记者奇普·沃克为您报道
With breaking news Chip are you there
突发新闻 奇普你在现场吗
Chip Walker here
这里是奇普·沃克
Am I coming in clear
信号接收是否清晰
I'm standing near
我正身处案发现场附近
To the scene of the crime
就在犯罪现场边缘
This Iraqi guy's shop
这家伊拉克人开的店铺
Seemed a newsworthy spot
似乎具有新闻价值
So we've been gathering shots here for quite some time
我们在此已拍摄取材多时
Today real fast
今日速报
The owner's daughter passed
老板千金离世
We grabbed a shot of her ass
我们偷拍她臀部
While the owner was near
趁其父在旁时
Then he struck my chest
他怒击我胸口
And now he's under arrest
现已被警方拘留
And now you people have one less
各位观众少了个
Man to fear
需要畏惧之人
This family's angry crying sad and lost
这家人愤怒哭泣 悲伤又迷茫
And it's awesome cause all of it's real
精彩绝伦 因为全是真实影像
I do the illusion of news
我制造着新闻幻象
And while you think you're
当你自以为
Choosing the views that you feel
能选择触动心弦的真相
More as this develops live
更多现场实况正在直播
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
We go now to Max Stevens
现在连线现场记者马克斯·史蒂文斯
With the weather for the weekend
为您带来周末天气预报
What are we looking at here
让我们看看天气情况如何
Umbrellas or picnic baskets
该准备雨伞还是野餐篮
Max
马克斯
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
We're experiencing technical
我们正遭遇技术故障
Difficulties please stand by
请稍候片刻
Alright we got a signal Cut to Max
好了 信号恢复了 切换到马克
Good evening hi
晚上好 嗨
It's your weather guy
我是天气预报员
I advise you to buy
建议您再买一根
Another lightning rod
避雷针
We didn't catch
刚才那段没录上
This impending disaster
这场迫近的灾难
Maybe it's natural maybe it's God
或许是天意 或许是神罚
The sliding mud
泥流倾泻
The incoming flood
洪水将至
Will never wash the blood
却永远洗不净
From my greedy old hands
我贪婪老手上的血迹
This job was fun I had a pretty good run
这份差事曾有趣 我也曾风光得意
But I've never been one to give in to demands
但我向来不会向任何要求屈服
People are angry crying sad and lost
人们愤怒哭泣 悲伤迷惘
And it's awful cause all of it's real
这一切如此可怕 因为全都真实存在
We do the illusion of news
我们制造新闻的幻象
And while you think you're choosing the views that you feel
当你以为能选择想看的真相
All of this and more and live
这一切还有更多 正在直播
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only-only-on
独家-独家-呈现
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5 News
尽在第五频道新闻
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道
Only on the Channel 5
尽在第五频道