I Want to Be Straight - Ian Dury

I Want To Be Straight - Ian Dury/The Blockheads
I'm Charley you know
I'm Norman pleased to meet you
I'm Mickey hello
Wilko
I'm Johnny how are you doing All reet Champion
My name is David
And I'm Ian and guess what
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I wanna be straight I wanna be straight
I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late
I wanna confirm I wanna conform
I wanna be safe and I wanna be snug
And I wanna be warm
I wanna be straight I wanna be straight
I wanna create a place of my own
In the welfare state
Brr gonna be good brr gonna be kind
It might be a wrench but think of
The stench I'm leaving behind
I wanna be straight I wanna be straight
Come out of the cold and do what I'm told
And don't deviate
I wanna give I wanna give
I wanna give my consent
I'm learning to hate all the things that were great
When I used to be bent
Could be that straightness
Dum dum dilley
Might lead to greatness
Dur yuh dum der
Owing to lateness
My chance has only just arrived ha
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I wanna be straight I wanna be straight
I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late
I know that you're right I know I was wrong
So thanks very much please keep in touch
I'll be running along
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