If I Had $1，000，000(Album Version) - Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1 000 000

Barenaked Ladies

If I Had a Million Dollars
如果我有一百万美元
If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元
Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house
我会给你买一座豪宅 我会给你买一座豪宅
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
I'd buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
我会为你的豪宅配上漂亮的家具 也许是沙发也许是软垫椅
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile
我会给你买一辆豪车 一辆漂亮可靠的车子
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
如果我有一百万美元 我要买你的爱
If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
如果我有一百万美元 我要在我们的院子里搭建树屋
If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn't be that hard
如果我有一百万美元 你的生活就不会那么艰难
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
如果我有一百万美元 也许我们可以随处放一个小冰箱
“You know we could just go up there and hang out ”
我们可以四处游玩
“Like open the fridge and stuff
一打开冰箱门
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
各种食物就会涌出来 比如包装好的小香肠或其它
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ”
有包装好的小香肠却没有包装好的培根
“Well can you blame them ”
那能怪他们吗
“Yeah ”
当然了
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
Well I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that's cruel
我会给你买一件皮毛大衣 当然不是真的皮毛 那太残忍了
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu
我会给你买一个奇怪的宠物 也许是美洲鸵也许是鸸鹋
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains all them crazy elephant bones
我会给你买约翰·梅里克的遗物 尽是些诡异的象骨
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
如果我有一百万美元 我要买你的爱
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store
如果我有一百万美元 我们不必走路去商店
If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
如果我有一百万美元 我们乘豪车去 这样花钱才过瘾
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
如果我有一百万美元 我们就不必吃卡夫晚餐
“But we would eat Kraft dinner ”
可是我们要吃卡夫晚餐
“Of course we would we'd just eat more ”
当然要吃 我们要吃得更多
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ”
我们还要搭配昂贵的番茄酱
“That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ”
妙极了 要最美味的第戎番茄酱
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel
我会给你买一套绿色礼服 当然不是真的绿色礼服 那太残忍了
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
我会给你买几件艺术品 也许是毕加索也许是加芬克尔
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey
我会给你买一只猴子 你不是总想要一只猴子吗
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
如果我有一百万美元 我要买你的爱
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元
If I had a million dollars I'd be rich
如果我有一百万美元 我会很富有