Hooligans(Explicit) - Bill Hicks

I was over in England I went over to England
The day the LA riots occurred I left LA the day
The LA riots occurred Unbelievable timing
I left LA Bye Bill Enjoy England I will
You all have fun while I'm gone We will Bill bye
I land at Heathrow airport eleven hours later
Pass a newspaper stand LA Burns To Ground oh s**t
Did I leave a cigarette lit How much are these See
About pictures in here It's literally the timing
And I'm over there in England you know trying to get news
Of the riots you know and all these Brit people are trying
To sympathize with me
Oh Bill crime is horrible Bill if it's any consolation
Crime is horrible here too Shut up This is hobbiton
And I'm Bilbo Hicks okay This is a land of fairies
And elves you do not have crime like we have crime
But I appreciate you trying to be you know diplomatic you
Gotta see English crime If only we had crime like this
It's hilarious you don't know if you're reading
The front page or the comic
Section over there I swear to God
I read an article front page
Of the paper one day in England
Yesterday some hooligans knocked over a dustbin
In shaftesburyou
Wooooo The hooligans are loose the hooligans are loose
What if they become ruffians
I'd hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight
No one knows what it's like to be a dustbin
In Shaftesbury with hooligans
What the hell are you talking about Hooligans Ruffians
Speak English It's Crip Blood I mean
I'm sure it's a serious thing hooligans
But it just sounds stupid doesn't it
I picture a bunch of pale guys with pennyloafers
And no socks we're the hooligans
C'mere you f**ker come here
Nope Got to catch us If you corner me
I might become a scalliwag
It doesn't sound scary at all does it
They have proper crime there
I'd love to put the hooligans up against the Bloods
In LA that would be a short gang battle
We're the hooligans boom boom boom gunshots
Huh Hoola something
I didn't catch it all Moth a f**k a danced up to me
And patted me on the head
Pale mother f**k a look at that thing
It wouldn't be a long gang battle
I'm betting on the bloods