Church Chat(Original Version) - Frank Zappa

Church Chat (Original Version) - Frank Zappa
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You know today the church is in a terrible state
你知道如今教会处境堪忧
The bucks just arent rollin in like they used to
金钱不再如往日般滚滚而来
And when the bucks don't come in
当金钱不再流入
The church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to go to heaven
教会便想出新的噱头 让你花钱上天堂
Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about
我知道你可能听不懂我在说什么
But what the f**k But anyway listen to this ladies and gentlemen
但管他呢 无论如何 请听好了 女士们先生们
When the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell (Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha)
当教会想从你口袋里掏钱 他们就会提醒你地狱的存在 (哇哈哈)
If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell (oui-oui)
如果你犯了罪 你就会下地狱 (哦耶)
Well let me give you an example this boy over here;
让我给你举个例子，这个男孩在这里；
Tell em about it Brother Zappa
告诉他们吧，Zappa兄弟
Sometimes people say:
有时候人们会说：
That if you f**k somebody (oh lord) its a sin (oui-oui) this may or may not be true
如果你和某人发生关系（哦，主啊），那是一种罪（是的，是的），这可能是真的，也可能不是
(Testify)
（作证）
This boy not only f**ked somebody with his organ
这个男孩不仅用他的器官和某人发生了关系
But he also f**ked a girl with a guitar with an umbrella
他还用吉他、雨伞和一个女孩发生了关系
With a zuchinni with a shoe with an enema bag
用西葫芦、鞋子、灌肠袋
What else did you do
你还做了什么
A vibrato bar
一个颤音棒
A vibrato bar
一个颤音棒
Some people would say this is a sin And if you sin you're gonna go to hell
有些人会说这是罪过 如果你犯罪 你就会下地狱
Well ladies and gentlemen:
女士们先生们：
There ain't no hell (oui)
地狱并不存在（是的）
There is no such thing as hell (oui)
根本没有地狱这种东西（是的）
There is no hell there is only France (oui-oui)
没有地狱 只有法国（是的-是的）